Ugh Lifes a Betch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

Don't play hard to get. Be hard to get. #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

You don't get what you wish for, you get what you work for. #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

You can't act like a flip flop and expect to be treated like a Louboutin. #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

I feel like there's something missing in my life and I don't know if it is a person, a puppy, or just a burrito. #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

Aww, I love getting cute good night texts from no one. #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

You can't make somebody love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best. #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

Sad? Depressed? Heartbroken? Cheated on? Treated badly by a man? Don't worry...there is a Taylor Swift song for that #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

Success is doing what you love & making it a career, but I don't know who will pay me to drink champagne while looking at cat pics...

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

I've done that, been that, had that, felt that, needed that, lost that and wanted that. Reasons why I drink to "that" #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

Wednesday means we are halfway through half-assing our work for the week #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

No Shave November? More like No Shame November... #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

We want the people we can’t have and shit all over the ones we can. Wash, rinse, repeat. #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

People will stare, make it worth their while. #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

Is it too much to ask to constantly have a glass of champagne in my hand? #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

My neck, my back, my netflix and my snacks. #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

They say I act like I don't give a fuck, I tell them I'm not acting. #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

I wish there were more hours in the day, and boys were nice, and bread didn't make you fat. #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

Work like a Humphrey. Think like a Bass. Act like a Walforf. Dress like a Vanderwoodsen. #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or won't text me back. #ughlifesabetch

[Ugh Lifes a Betch @Ughlifesabetch]

I don't pretend to be anything I am not..except for sober, I've pretended to be sober a few times. #ughlifesabetch