Ugochukwu 🇵🇹

Jack of all trades. Master of all.

💼: Investment Professional (Alt Investments & Private Markets).

[Ugochukwu 🇵🇹 @Ugo_IM]

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[Zarathustra of Finance @knightofdelta]

We had our last mentorship session for the year on Saturday and I gave my guys a challenge. I am creating an elite subgroup. Anyone who is able to meet at least one of the following targets will join this subgroup:

- Minimum salary of $100k per year
- Net worth of at least $1 million (not leveraged)
- Created a startup that generates revenue of at least $1m over a period of 12 months

The application for the 2024 mentorship program will open this week. Stay tuned.

[Luiz Fernando @Luiz_Fernando_J]

And speaking of music biopic #MICHAEL causing havoc in #Japan ’s #BoxOffice, KING OF POP #MichaelJackson had another INVINCIBLE 6th day, grossing est $1.4M on WED Discount Day, up +15.2% from an already strong TUE, reaching a $11.3M cume.
It’s gonna beat #Oppenheimer’s entire $12.2M local run TOMORROW, in just 7 days!

By FRI, or SAT the latest, it’s gonna beat #WickedForGood’s $13.9M run as #5 highest grossing Hollywood release of 2026 locally.

With overwhelmingly positive WOM, should be above $15M by 2nd SAT already, poised to beat #HOPPERS & #TheMandalorianAndGrogu as #3 highest grossing Hollywood release of 2026 in Japan by the end of its 2nd weekend, which is truly impressive since we are not in any local holiday stretches, let alone for a Hollywood film now a days.

An incredibly strong performance so far!

[Anubis @eduantao]

Acabei de sem querer fechar uma aba que eu pretendia ler há 2 anos

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

Science

[☆ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏.+☆ @slimeano]

how it feels to say “jajajaja” in hispanic chats, “XDDDD” in polish chats, “KKKKKK” in portuguese chats, and “LMAOOO” in english-speaking chats

[Demotivational Speaker @OdunEweniyi]

nah mtn has to be kidding me with this data thing

are we serious???

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

*se o copo cair vai ter que botar o Endrick*

Ancelotti:

[stefayylmao @stefayylmao1]

why did no one tell me brazilians are this funny

[gaangbaanger🌈💗ྀི🇨🇼🇬🇭 @6ixofwandz]

Children of the VERY average Nigerian used to have birthday celebrations. The parents would rent canopies, cook and invite djs. There used to be parties and the entire neighborhood would gather to celebrate w the child. I don’t hear birthday music anymore. There’s nothing left

[𝑻𝒋 @Tylerjmes_]

Pic is hard

[🇪🇹🇺🇸🪡 @cfc_dawit]

You’ve gotta be shitting me

[clinton🔫 @wtf_rema]

waking up to check scores for these world cup games be like 😂

[ⵢ🇲🇦 @yus_sff51]

scrolling on twitter after every match

[tabs 🇮🇶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @tabsphere]

this still kills me man wdymm u get injured 2 days before world cup and ur thanking Allah for saving u from france 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

THIERRY HENRY'S REACTION 😭

[TC @totalcristiano]

One of Nike’s coldest ads. 🥶

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

WORLD CUP MBAPPE

[🇫🇷🍁 @cIairefontaine]

mbappé at halftime realizing he’s mbappé and this is the world cup

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Holland confirms that he and Zendaya are married.

“I found my person. She’s my best friend, and I’m the happiest I ever have been when I’m with her.”

(Source: https://t.co/xAd8vfe116)

[🦢 @prxttyhoneymoon]

zendaya did the whole press tour for the drama and managed to never confirm tom was let out of the house for 3 minutes and he’s screaming from the rooftops that he’s mr zendaya