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Husband|| Father || An Educationist ||A Mobile Phone Technician || A Friend || An Easygoing Man || Story Teller || Positive Vibes || Real Estate Agent

[ugo @Ugo_comm]

Dear God I need a good paying job before December

[ONOME🇳🇬🇦🇹🦅 @Onomz_D1]

Dear God;

I need a wife before December 🙇🏽🙇🏽🙇🏽

[ugo @Ugo_comm]

God abeg oooo

If you love me abeg give me flowers when I dey alive I will appreciate it ooo

Don't bring anything when I'm dead oooo

[ugo @Ugo_comm]

@bill_vladimir4 You wan blow too

[ugo @Ugo_comm]

Life is so private that one knows that this girl was my friend in the university

It still shocks me how she grew massively like this oooo

[Matilda @ChiedoMatilda]

Guys what would be your next step if your female partner faint or die in your room?

[EkyDorlyn 🇳🇬 @EkyDorlyn]

I think x should add a feature to show how many verified home timeline impressions a particular post of yours generated. Just like we have views showing how many impressions a post have. It will increase user trust on the original content reward system

[Ọbálèkè @obaleke_]

Some men are actually mad 😭

This woman, mum B on TikTok, sells provisions and foodstuff online. She normally dances to songs while promoting her business.

One man messaged her and asked for her number because he wanted to order alot of things. She gave him the number, they started talking on WhatsApp and this man was mentioning items up and down. Madam was already happy with the sales.

Then he asked her to switch to video call.

She agreed because she thought it was still customer-business conversation.

The moment the video came on, this man was there holding his preeq, telling her to come and suck it and describing everything he wanted to do to her.

She was so shocked she started calling her neighbours to come and see what she was seeing 😭

That was when the man quickly ended the call.

So disgusting.

[Asa EL-ROI ✨ 🌷💐 @Blossomsky_4]

Morning mood swings are one of the reasons everyone needs to have their own place. Some people can be so grumpy and annoying in the morning that it affects the atmosphere of the house. Especially if you're squatting with the person.

[RUKEVWE👸✨ @Ruky_Baby27]

It's because you're in Lagos. This is plantain season and it's very affordable now.

[Ebys'Lady @BrendaEbyslady]

Before you sleep tonight, remember this:
You don't need to have your whole life figured out before tomorrow morning.

You only need the courage to take the next honest step.

Rest is not failure. A slow season is not the end. And somebody else's progress is not proof that you are behind.

Your journey is still yours.

Sleep with hope. 🌙❤️

[mum Gee de Graphics designer @EzemaJane]

I was walking down the street when a man shouted:

“Madam!”

I turned.

He looked at me.

I stopped.

He walked closer.

Then he said:

“Sorry, I wasn’t calling you. I was calling the woman behind you.”

😭

The embarrassment was painful.

I nodded like everything was fine and continued walking.

Meanwhile, my confidence had already gone home.

[Franklyn @fon4gud]

What if you are impotent and you don’t even know it?

Men, have you ever thought about this? 🤔

[Franklyn @fon4gud]

A man finished work at 7pm.
Fuel finished before he got home.
He still owed school fees from last term.

His wife asked, “What are we eating?”

He said, “I’ll sort it.”

He had been “sorting it” since January.

Plenty people are not lazy.
They are just exhausted.

No sugarcoating.

[ugo @Ugo_comm]

@UmarAhmed3 You won't be on this table again

[ugo @Ugo_comm]

Even for this cold weather ordinary dog get access to curing konji pass some people on this app

[Betty 😍 @Bammie_betty]

I can’t submit to a man, never.

But you don’t even know what a submission means. Toor🙄

[ugo @Ugo_comm]

On a live video Peter Obi was asked on how best can we as a citizen can we protect our votes, then he has this to say

[ugo @Ugo_comm]

Dial *315# to check if your phone is approved to be used in Nigeria by NCC to avoid your device been deactivated

[ugo @Ugo_comm]

If I leave my landlord neck make I know wetin cause am

I'm not paying next year's rent oooo

[ugo @Ugo_comm]

After secondary school I met a lady via 2go, she lived in oshogbo while I'm based in ife,

She had an occasion in ife to attend which made our first day very easy but I ruined it myself

After the whole greetings, naso fine girl asked me if I club, we ordered for drinks,

[ugo @Ugo_comm]

I know where to enter to save myself of unnecessary issues

[ugo @Ugo_comm]

I was still trying to process her question while sipping my drinks

In my head I was like we have press club in school and Go green club so which one am I supposed to tell her that would make her happy

Na once i said I'm a member of press club, I didn't see her again till date