Gift Ugochinyerem

[Gift Ugochinyerem @Ugochi_ic]

@despicablemo Bruhhh😭😭
For 6months oo

[AGBERO FC @agberofc_]

Why can’t we just beat this Arsenal?
I am tired honestly

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Good morning fam

This week, may we not gather in vain

[Gooner Chris @ArsenalN7]

Mood:

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! you’re her son. you ate her food your whole life.

[Pure Bond 🦅 @PureBond7]

With you, love feels effortless 😘❤️

[Adika @Adikastakes]

This is AURA!!!

[Egal @EGTVEgal]

This is not from the Arsenal Twitter page. 😜

This is from the Premier League page. 🤩

[‏ً @itsnwts]

STOP TELLING WOMEN HOW TO AVOID R@PE AND START TELLING MEN THAT THEY ARE NOT ENTITLED TO A WOMAN’S BODY.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Arsenal have agreed a £75m fee with Newcastle for their captain Bruno Guimaraes.

The midfielder has been given permission to travel for a medical 🚨

[Sergio ⭐ @sergio_de_ennin]

🔙 Throwback to when Marcelo's son completed the Bin Challenge with Real Madrid players 🗑️ ⚽😂😮‍💨🤍

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

The security man in our office didn't come to work today because his wife put to bed.

The tradition in our office is that whenever a staff member has a major celebration, like a wedding or child dedication, everyone contributes ₦20,000 towards a gift and support.

So HR said we shouldn't wait until the baby dedication since the man would really need the money now. The company would sort it out first and then deduct the ₦20,000 contribution from each of our salaries at the end of the month.

There are 11 of us in the office, so the plan was for everyone to contribute ₦20,000, making ₦220,000 in total. ₦20,000 would be used to buy diapers, while the remaining ₦200,000 would be transferred to his account.

Then a lady in Accounting said, "Why should we contribute ₦20,000 for a common gateman? He doesn't even earn up to that amount as salary. She has a lot of expenses this month. Let's just do ₦5,000 each."

The annoying part is that this same lady had an appendix operation not long ago, and nobody complained when the whole office contributed to support her.

Some people are naturally wicked.

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Even After Real Madrid win 15 Champions league, we still Dey banter them.

But You wan use One World Cup escape banter ke 😂

Intellectual Otele 😂😂
High IQ otimkpu.

[I am Oluwademilade 🇵🇹♥️💙 @___DeeeCR7]

Ronaldo FC, 1000th goal still dey for cooler o

[I am Oluwademilade 🇵🇹♥️💙 @___DeeeCR7]

Most World Cup trophies — Pele (3)

Most World Cup goals — Kylian Mbappé

Youngest player to win the World Cup — Pele

Most World Cup knockout goals — Kylian Mbappé

Most goals in a World Cup final — Kylian Mbappé

Most World Cup qualifying goals — Cristiano Ronaldo

Most UEFA Champions League goals — Cristiano Ronaldo (140)

Most UEFA Champions League assists — Cristiano Ronaldo (42)

Most UEFA Champions League appearances — Cristiano Ronaldo (183)

Most UEFA Champions League knockout goals — Cristiano Ronaldo (67)

Most goals in a single UEFA Champions League season — Cristiano Ronaldo (17)

Most UEFA Champions League titles (modern era) — Luka Modric(6)

Highest goalscorer in football history — Cristiano Ronaldo (976 official goals)

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Spain scored 3 and asked FIFA to pick 1 😂😂😂

[Adeleke R. Bolanle¹⁵ 👨🏾‍💻🎨✨🇳🇬 @ButtyGhetto_]

- “once Messi scores an hatrick tonight Cristiano Ronaldo fans will go into Coma” 🤡
- “if Ronaldo can score Hatrick against Spain, why can’t Messi do it ?” 🤡

Ladies and Gentlemen, Cristiano Ronaldo remains the GOAT 🐐😍❤️

[ali @gaforrevibes]

the people's real final match