Human

I have no idea what I'm doing here.

[Maelin @any64070]

Added to grocery list: milk, eggs, bread, and a structurally sound lawn chair for my husband's dramatic collapse.

[Human @UhHiThereHuman]

@highbrow_nobrow I'm sorry, but I gotta unfollow you. Yeah, I don't... I don't support or agree anything the president says, but if you're gonna make a point of something, you've got to give facts, not fabricated quotes.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: The DOJ has released HIGH QUALITY security camera footage of attempted Trump assassin Cole Allen SPRINTING through the security checkpoint at WHCA’s dinner

This is NOT AI generated, like much of the footage posted this week

Secret Service is adamant their agent was NOT struck by friendly fire, but was shot by Cole Allen with a 12-gauge shotgun.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Ana Navarro on the WHCD: “I think people jump to the conclusion that it’s staged because Trump lies. He lies constantly, daily, and pathologically. People do not trust and do not believe anything Trump says. His lips are moving, the likelihood is he is lying”

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

Explaining math to MAGA. The funniest part is he doubled down the day after. That’s not how it works idiot.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

A viral clip of Hillary Clinton correctly predicting Trump would not accept his election loss has resurfaced, as Trump tries to erase his 2020 loss from history.

[Sasquatch Unfiltered @sasquatchvlogtv]

Bring back our childhood action heroes

[TBC @TBC_on_X]

The new Pulp Fiction movie starring Pete Hegseth and JD Vance actually looks so dope

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

WATCH: Pete Hegseth reads a fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon prayer service

[David Pakman Show @davidpakmanshow]

Look at them now

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

I made Trump's takedown of podcasters he doesn't like into the opening credits of Star Wars... because it fit perfectly.

This is pretty incredible. 🤣🤣🤣

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Jimmy Kimmel on Trump extending his Iran deadline: "It's always two weeks. He's like a conscientious employee. He always gives two weeks' notice." Cue the supercut:

[Erin Burnett OutFront @OutFrontCNN]

A top FEMA official is doubling down on his claims that he teleported to a Waffle House. @KFILE reports.

[Lemma the Optimist @DoctorLemma]

20 years ago, a man screamed his own name into a microphone and ruined everything. It became one of the most famous moments in internet history.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

A group of players in an online game called World of Warcraft had spent several minutes planning a complicated raid. Timing, positioning, survival odds. One player calculated their chances of success at 32.33 percent, repeating.

The whole time, one of their teammates wasn’t listening. He’d stepped away from his computer to reheat some chicken.

When he came back, he ignored everything, screamed his character’s name at the top of his lungs, and charged straight into the fight alone. Everyone followed him in. They all died in seconds.

“Leeroy, you are just stupid as hell.”

“At least I have chicken.”

The clip spread across the internet before “going viral” was even a phrase. It was referenced in South Park, How I Met Your Mother, and an article in a military journal. The game’s developer added the character as an official figure inside the game. His name became shorthand for anyone who ruins a plan by doing something reckless.

The whole thing was staged. The group admitted years later it was a scripted re-enactment of something that had actually happened. The cameraman said: “We didn’t think anyone would believe it was real. We thought it was so obviously satire.”

The player behind Leeroy Jenkins is a guy named Ben Schulz. He repairs industrial lighting for a living.

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

Drunker than ever before. More drunk than anyone has ever seen.

[𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝒀 𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑨𝑳Ⓒ @HeavyMetal_999]

METALLICA unites us all. 🤘

[Vintage Maps @vintagemapstore]

Land Area vs Population for U.S. Presidential Election

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Steve Jobs literally predicted the iPhone, the Internet, AI and the next 50 years of technology in a single speech from 1983:

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

Ai is out of control 😂