Jamie Uhl

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

@klslr Alfredos pizza cafe, or pizza by Alfredo???

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

Just used the word autonomy while talking about food trucks. Not sure if I look intelligent or pretentious.....

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

#Millerlitecle #indians454

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

#Millertimecle #indians454

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

I logged into my Twitter today, not sure the last time I could say that.

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

@cmpizzulo I get 13 hours in two nights, sometimes.

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

Just tried a beer so bad I wouldn't rate it on untappd because I really like the owner and didn't want to hurt his feelings...

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

So that was a joke, but for real, my life might be in danger 😳😳😳

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

If I die young, it's cause of this uber. 😳😳😳😳😳

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

@spmast Good luck!!!!

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

@spmast Same thing happened to me last summer, except mine never recovered 😔

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

@sophieee_lee That's an awfully personal tweet 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

Just saw a pic of Tyler Naquins dick without asking 😒😒😒

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

@Abaumbach13 resents my space heater. This is our level of a disagreement.

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

Try to find a girl above the "Vicki Mendoza Diagonal." #HIMYM I know I did!!

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

@Abaumbach13 babe, really!?!?

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

I can always count on Good Will Hunting to keep me and my beer company at 3am.

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

Talks to neighbor: Hey man! Talks to neighbors dog: Hi Sasha! I'm closer with animals than humans now?

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

6am observation: If given a choice I think our cat would wear clothes. Not just a shirt. I'm talking pants,shoes and, socks. Don't know why.

[Jamie Uhl @Uhl1911]

@klslr when I eat mac n cheese I "strap the feed bag on" as Anna calls it 😂. I go haaaaard in the paint!