Amanda§

A little witchy🔮 Best of both👧🏻👶🏻 Lover of craft beer, Mexican food and the Atlanta Falcons. Swiftie💘 Derm nerd💆🏻‍♀️

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

Every style of denim is trendy right now. What a time to be alive.

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

Grown folks: keep your tongues in your mouth during photos. Sheesh…

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

Not me over here making business plans after drinking bottomless mimosas 🤪

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

I don’t understand still boomerangs. A selfie, but make it move.

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

I had a patient today that asked what do you use one your face? I want that…🤑

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

@eveeowens I hated spirit days in HS ,and I might hate them more as a parent. Gets flyer on Friday on how we’re expected to get a weeks worth of clothes and costumes together for the following week. Nah. Do the best with with you have, Averie lol.

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

I check my email to look for a welcome email from Averie’s teacher, and I end up spending $300 on cocomelon live tickets. This is why I let that shit stack up to 10,000💸 Also, no word from the new teach🤦🏻‍♀️

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

Me: I want to work in medical aesthetics.

Sees photos from skin cancer surgery:

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

Anyone else’s IG algorithm wrecked? None of the stories I watch most are showing early on my feed🙄

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

There are two speakers on the beach playing Morgan Wallen, and this is my hell.

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

Alexa…how many calories are in a bottle of wine🥴

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

Pistachio flavored things taste way better than actual pistachios.

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

@chelssssssss1_ Imma make you one from scratch and really knock your socks off!

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

How y’all get your families to pay for vacations? 🥴 Teach me! lol

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

@JLSanders23 The public has a right to know 🤣🤣

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

Did y’all know that swim diapers only filter poop?

[11:11 @enatheory]

you’re not wrong for feeling some type of way sometimes but you have to remember that your potential is unlimited and that you can do whatever you want. you’re not stuck you’re just in line for your turn.

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

@chelssssssss1_ 🤣 tequila, lime juice and Topo Chico. It is so light and refreshing. I’m obsessed.

[Amanda§ @Uhmanduh_S]

Ranch Water will be in my pool cup all summer.

[Chelsea @chelssssssss1_]

Man I really wish I had a bushwhacker right now