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What ever happened ?

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Hey everyone I am now on the other blue app @ Uhmlijah please I miss you all

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Missing you all

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John Lennon would've loved Cat in the Hat (2003)

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Should I go see Timmy H. decker in Florida next year? I will dress just like him and stand in the corner

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What are you up to right now?

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Ya'll I had a model on tap for the first time the other day and it changed my view on beer (and made me really good at throwing axes)

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Selling my soul to the devil for another pack of Pabst blue rn

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@NoahStijl Damn my roommates job is mid so I'm already failing at that one. Alligator novelty though??? Hello???

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No but really how are ya'll having jobs. what kinda work are you doing?? I'm doing a little but of freelance 'comedy' writing but I need something else on top of that

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I got dinosaur patterned scar tape for my top surgery incisions (same cost as plain boring scar tape)

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@frogunderaleaf I don't know how to drawl

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@ZombiManos Thank you, Sam! I think I need to start aiming my focus better like you are. I just moved into a new place so I should have space to shoot/make videos again, I just gotta put everything together. Maybe I can steal your voice for some stuff sometime soonish...

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Anyone wanna hire me? I will do it

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About to finish watching Fifth Element for the first time. I am loving this shit. Bruce Willy serving cunt fr

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I got to keep it (on my body)

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Can't wait to find out if they let me keep my third nipple or if they took it off and threw it away (I can't see my chest till Wednesday)

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When I stand up I feel like a melting ice cream and I have to hold my chest together and walk hunched so I don't pour out all over the floor (I'm 100% solid and haven't experienced any pain or complications this is the only weird thing)

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TikTok doing a really good job of brainwashing me into maybe possibly falling a little bit in love with Joost (I have never watched E*r*Vis*on in my entire life)

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Can't wait to find out if they let me keep my third nipple or if they took it off and threw it away (I can't see my chest till Wednesday)

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banned

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Finally watched Dream Scenario yesterday. I plan on watching as many movies as I can during my recovery send recs