Rumple 💙

(he/they) Dad, Budtender, ex-QA Lead at Activision/Xbox, and Pubmaster at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. Opinions posted here are my own. BLM/ACAB

[🐛io @i0lanthe_]

Fuck yeah bro, bug twitter. Fat abdomen, snatched thorax, one million eggs, parasitic wasp, mind controlled suicide ants

[Frog @RealLifeFrog]

They’ve captured me again and put me in some sort of invisible force field. Send help pretty please with a worm on top.

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Is it ethically okay to drink a beer rn?

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

you gotta pay the frog toll to enter this frog’s hole

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

sorry babe can’t have sex, i’m playing video games

[Paige full of PRIDE @ReadPaigeThree]

if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[Rumple 💙 @Uisle]

@nox_leigh I was on my bike less than 180 seconds after the realization

[Rumple 💙 @Uisle]

Oops showed up to work and I wasn't on the schedule. Off I fuck!

[feeble @_wannabe_sad]

sometimes i forget to pull my pants down when i take a piss

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Do you wanna come Hang Out in my Prison of my Own Demise

[Rumple 💙 @Uisle]

Right away, really?

[Rumple 💙 @Uisle]

Em and I in bed all day