Ukes & Joben

narwhal wisdom. we are here to share it.

[Ukes & Joben @UkesAndJoben]

Looking for the #manunicorn cuz only unicorns can mate with #narwhals. #Calexit

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Rock a hat! #jointsareback #ElectionNight

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I'm not even that tired, art is just boring #betruetoyourrealself #whoinvitedidealself @wutkyliesayz

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@UkesAndJoben #lookbydany

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#freeshit and #knowledge

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Best bedtime stories include #mamallama #louloudile aka #blue and cookies.

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Joben understands Spanish. She #underspands.

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#clands #sweatyonion #kidneysonly

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@UkesAndJoben #brexit #partynail

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On a level from 1 to party nail, how naked are you? #partynail

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Ukes: lime. Joben: coconut. You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.

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I want a blanket of myself. So I can wrap myself in myself every night.

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Eat. Nap. Drink.The order of the factors does not affect the product. #maths

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Lesson learned: delivery is always the right choice.

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@queenvideo do you have the Wizard of Oz? We want to #PinkFloyd it up :)

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"Don't think about men, think about #spoons. We need spoons more than we need #men" - Ukes #whereareallthespoons?

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Hey #foodies, what's the diff between regular and #fancy molasses? #whataremolasses? Also, what is the plural of molasses? #molassi ?

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Our #narwhal care packages will include #wine, #gin, a #joint , and a #motown CD. Free up your calendar and get ready for mid-week mayhems.

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"I'll be home in about 2 Benny and the Jets" - Joben #timereference #eltonjohn

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"Limes" -Joben #feelingmexican #fridaynight