Ulcerative Colitis

Diagnosed w UC. Felt the need to scream into the void. Naturally, I chose Twitter as my platform.

[Ulcerative Colitis @UlcerativeC]

This is exciting. Started as a venting place for ulcerative colitis but then my fucking BOYFRIEND was killed in a hit and run so now it’s a whatever the fuck I want venting space. Fuck it. Also you probably shouldn’t follow me lolz

[Ulcerative Colitis @UlcerativeC]

Only an 8 hour wait to be admitted to the emergency department. At least there’s golden girls.

[Ulcerative Colitis @UlcerativeC]

Fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck fuck fuck fuck ow ow ow why

[Ulcerative Colitis @UlcerativeC]

Such a beautiful day when I can be on the highway and not have to immediately poo from the vibrations

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TURNS OUT MY MEDS AREN’T ACTUALLY WORKING HOW COOL IS THAT

[Ulcerative Colitis @UlcerativeC]

So I shrug and stroll past her, into the forbidden mens room. There isn’t even a fucking urinal. Why are people so weird about bathrooms????? 2/2

[Ulcerative Colitis @UlcerativeC]

Had to stop at a gas station. Line for the womens room. No line for the mens. It’s clearly a single bathroom and not a stall situation. I ask the elderly lady in front of me if the men’s room is open. She says yes but it’s “the mens room” implying I shouldn’t dare. 1/2

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Early morning meeting + required coffee for early morning meeting + nerves about morning meeting = 3 panic poo attacks before 7AM 🙃

[Ulcerative Colitis @UlcerativeC]

Love that the meds I’m on that are “helping” are causing like 3 new side effects yay modern medicine 🙄

[Ulcerative Colitis @UlcerativeC]

Yesterday I had my first pain free poo in several months. What I have done to deserve such goodness 🥺

[Ulcerative Colitis @UlcerativeC]

Fun new side effect: sporadic insomnia!

[Ulcerative Colitis @UlcerativeC]

Fatigue side effects of UC meds had me sleep for 10 hours last night, then passed out again for a 4 hour nap. Oh yeah and I’m too nauseous to eat anything. How exactly is this normal living again?

[Ulcerative Colitis @UlcerativeC]

Took the dog for a walk in the snow since she loves it so much. Couldn’t even last more than 0.25 miles due to fatigue what kind of pathetic fuck is this disease turning me into #thanksUC