Ulfric the Alchemist

Frenzied.

Born of the pale king’s gaze,
I wander the dark,
A thief of shadows,
Yet I wear no face of my own

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Another day of scamming my employer by not working. Thanks for paying me to read about Ancient Greek tragedy 'boss'!
#AristoLife

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@CrimsonFrost_

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@kafkaswife Just ban India from the internet and it'll sort itself out

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@Cernovich 1st TENET of GORILLA MINDSET:
Never waste an opportunity to sample a Thai ladyboy's coom

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@Cernovich 1st TENET of GORILLA MINDSET:
Never waste an opportunity to sample a Thai ladyboy's coom

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@aswren Behold the man who fancied himself the heir to Bismarck

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@aimeeterese It's terrible to think of Chesterton's obese figure!

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@1611bible An alternative origin story where Hitler's hatred of the Jews stems from dying too many times to rootless cosmopolitan Jackal snipers, but this is too embarrassing so he creates story of his poor days in Vienna instead.

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@mitchellvii I want to pee! On your chest!

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@TormentSalesmen @HerrKalos_PhD It's well to be reminded that whenever that misshapen, narrow-eyed cowboy wannabe uses a tragedy like the grooming gang scandal to call Europeans 'Eurocucks', that once upon a time he sucked off a Thai man and sampled his ambrosia. 'Eurocuck' my ass!

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@lemurdaze 🤣🤣🤣🫵😹

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@RichardHanania You are fundamentally too uneducated and stunted to understand what they are saying.

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@captivedreamer7 From Spotts book? This book has confirmed to me that he was a sort of Nietzschean force for whom everything was sublimated into the creation of culture and art. Jung's 1936 essay makes more sense also. Shame we never get to see the end of the experiment.

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@jacksonhinkle Why, I do support it!

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@VCBrags What you don’t see in the screenshot is the fourth point, where our Asian friend mentions that he give the founder bull a quick tug job by the elliptical to extract what can only be described as ‘Ambrosia of the VC Gods’.

Founder mode. 🥵

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@VCBrags What you don’t see in the screenshot is the fourth point, where our Asian friend mentions that he give the founder bull a quick tug job by the elliptical to extract what can only be described as ‘Ambrosia of the VC Gods’.

Founder mode. 🥵

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@Plontus_

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@bronzeagemantis I for one believe that we were made from dust and that god breathed life into us through nostrils (would be gay if through mouth).

He rested on the Sabbath day too did he not? Well guess what, that's the day I happen to kick my feet up and knock back a couple of bud lites too.

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@HawaiianBill @bronzeagemantis "Shroud of Turin"

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Me when I accidentally garrote to death an Italian during the great Koryos anti-brown purge (he looks middle eastern)