UlluKiPathi

I'm a brown chick and this is the place where I express and embrace my browness

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School's application asked to upload a recent pic of only me, should I use the snapchat dog filter pic?

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Running into an ex best friend is substantially worse than an ex

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@amcasinfo thank you! It's tough as I didn't score as well as I expected...Wish me luck!

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@amcasinfo what is the lowest scores most medical schools will accept 500?

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Everyone's with their wine and cheese watching #TheBachelor and I'm here with my chai and cookies

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Told people I've started watching #TheBachelor and so many told me I have to go on the show... I'm desi I can't do that

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Plans for vday weekend: Get a bunch of snacks n catch up on #TheBachelor (never watched till now #socute) n the past 2 weeks of #ishqebenaam

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Men please do get rid of your unibrow, it's much appreciated but for the love of god don't arch them #tool

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Little cuz wanted to bring roti salan to school;we nixed.Not gonna be the guy from American Desi with the thaal#MyMummyMadeThatChickenThicka

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How was it growing up I had trouble memorizing suras but I learned the whole NSYNC album in a day #imgoingtohell

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No more chipotle #e.coli so gonna remix n make desi chipotle tonight:chicken thicka boti,chole chaat,palow,lettuce,raita all wrapped in roti

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Really,contouring your face isnt enough now you wanna cake makeup on your chest.Stop throwin makeup on your chest n throw a dupatta over it

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Oh god Netflix and chill is going international #nochill

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Taking down Xmas decoration I put up at work. Years of suppression really manifested itself, I really did go overboard this year

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Craving platers so bad right now, but I don't feel like crapping my brains out tomorrow morning

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Did this lady just say get a husband just like a dog?! #nochill

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Desi wedding rule: eat before you go, the food will most likely be disgusting and give you heartburn

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Really?! Your raised in America but you just said bloody #TooBrownForMe

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When untie says"Oh Im not like others Im modern"= I still have the same gossiping n BS mentality but u can dress skanky, drink n go out late