"Friendly" Awakened

Cryptography team leader. Currently working in an obligatory partnership with Researcher Adler (parody)

["Friendly" Awakened @UlrichLSCC]

Mandatory Introduction 🧵

I'm the leader of Laplace Scientific Computing Center's Cryptography team. You may refer to me as Ulrich

//#Reverse1999 #r1999twt #ulrich

["Friendly" Awakened @UlrichLSCC]

@EnigmaHofmann Doll? I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean.

[miu @ihatemiu]

say on god

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

(plucking the petals off a flower) wait i’m goated…i’m chopped…wait i’m goated

["Friendly" Awakened @UlrichLSCC]

I am not mean Mr. Ezra, I simply told you multiple times NOT to spread your damned spores across the building!!!

[Ezra Theodore @LSCC_Ezra]

FREE ME. Ulrich is MEAN. Semmelweis and Nautika are SCARY. I DONT WANT TO BE WITH EITHER 😢😢😢

["Friendly" Awakened @UlrichLSCC]

Important to note that Manus Vindictae have apparently hijacked the Free Breeze and took over it. In the end, the Free Breeze suffered many casualties and sunk. It is fortunate that most passengers survived unharmed.

["Friendly" Awakened @UlrichLSCC]

I am back, I apologize for the inactivity.
Here are some updates: 🧵

["Friendly" Awakened @UlrichLSCC]

Shortly after the discovery of a satellite that may be immune to "The Storm," Researcher Regulus and I conducted the Artificial Storm experiment aboard the Free Breeze cruise ship while accompanied by the Timekeeper and Ms. Sonetto.

["Friendly" Awakened @UlrichLSCC]

@LSCC_Ezra I'm interested in your "collection", let's discuss the details in DMs 👀

["Friendly" Awakened @UlrichLSCC]

This is precisely why I avoid Researcher Ezra. That kid scares me.

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

I could never trust a mycologist. Too much spore exposure. Oh, mushrooms are a "crucial part of various ecosystems" are they? Or is that the mold talking?

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

sorry I'm unavailable... the horrors of reality insist upon themselves

["Friendly" Awakened @UlrichLSCC]

@medpoc1990 🙏🙏🙏

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

I could never trust a mycologist. Too much spore exposure. Oh, mushrooms are a "crucial part of various ecosystems" are they? Or is that the mold talking?

["Friendly" Awakened @UlrichLSCC]

Me but I don't have balls.

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Just remembered I get to smoke weed tonight, something I’ve done pretty much every night for the past five years, and got so excited my balls started tingling

[ash @contextmxnster]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

[coldly, to the love of my life] alright have a good one man

[h @ipodmacbook]

replacing “i don’t know” with “unfortunately the answer would drive you to madness” in all work emails going forward

["Friendly" Awakened @UlrichLSCC]

@medpoc1990 it's no surprise; everyone looks better than X.