Surgeon

I’m at the hospital more than I’m at home. It’s no fun.
icon cr: mentosdie

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

I made this with my own two antlers
@doctharlow do you like it? 😁

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@doctharlow @Intern0hqfr wow ok.

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

can we keep the interns outta room 8 bro EVERYTIME THEY COME IN ROOM 8 SOMEONE DIES @intern_28736769 this is somehow your fault

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@doctharlow I FORGOT TO TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@HOSPINTERN__ @AccountingRon get on the surgery table boi 😭😭✅️✅️✅️

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@ratthewing I thought it was a strawberry themed website

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@doctharlow 🥺

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

no you cannot substitute antibiotics with coffee

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@AccountingRon @HOSPINTERN__ BRUHHHH

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

one of my patients came in today and asked for 😭😭 3 😭😭😭 fucking 😭😭😭 transplant 😭😭😭

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@ratthewing ?????

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@headnursemeow BRO.

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

on GOD if the interns keep taking the scalpel from room 8 I'm gonna genuinely kill a patient BEACUASE I DONT HAVE A SCALPEL

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@doctharlow hiiiii!!!!

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@headnursemeow IM BUSY TRYNA OPERATE ON A PATIENT

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@headnursemeow FUCK BARNEY BRO I NEED A SCALPEL

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@Gunshotcat please don't touch my equipment 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 my shit keeps going missing 😢😢😢😢

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@AccountingRon @AnimalSecurity1 I'll tape it back together don't worry 😁

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@AnimalSecurity1 @AccountingRon ayo mb I was watching YouTube shorts OMW now

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@AnimalSecurity1 @AccountingRon :(

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@Sn0w_onMts1lver @doctharlow THANK YOU finally

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

I made this with my own two antlers
@doctharlow do you like it? 😁

[Surgeon @Ulti_Surgeon]

@AccountingRon I’ll go get someone… @Ulti_Surgeon