THE Ultimacaster

Dear god why am I doing this. Fuck Twitter.

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

This is seriously one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I have tears all over my face and cramps in my stomach. Top-tier memery here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

are you serious

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

@KillJoyVT So tempted to get her all of her sister's favorite toys and ship them to you

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

Anybody know a good software for making digital music?

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

@Credenceq_ ...he made 100 gift items and hasn't married Leah yet?

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@KillJoyVT WHA HER COLOR

My first little void baby turned burnt sienna as she got older. Black cats are really very dark brown. 🥹

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

I'm behind on posting these but also not trying to rush the artist >_< Enjoy & share! Hug the Narwhal with a follow! She adorable & cute & awesome & the artist behind the comic I'm tryin' to write!

Tag for good measure, my followers here are good beans. <3 @unvarnishedvoid

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

#CrimsonsPokemonJourney

Chapter 2: A Wild Encounter!

Crimson leaves Viridian City and heads north on Route 2. What will she and Meowth find?

Art: @unvarnishedvoid

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

Growlithe (Caught Rt. 2)

Ball: Premier Ball
Signature Move: Play Rough
Nature: Jolly
Ability: Intimidate

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

@Xeshema Joking requests! Not a demand! 🤣

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

YOU WILL EAT THE PICKLES @TheCheshireNeko AND YOU WILL ***LIKE*** THEM

Art credit: @Xeshema (I have no followers who would spam so no slashie thingie)

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

@Captainizzy14 Isn't air drying nice though?

I started doing that more, myself.

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

@Credenceq_ "Imma be doing anatomy practice, drop refz plz"

Has got to be one of the classiest ways I've ever seen someone beg for noods. 🤣

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

So apparently this is a thing I decided to do for 4 years.

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

@Credenceq_ ...wrong question.

Mexican style or US style. The rest of the world copied one of us.

Mexican style is obviously fresh corn tortilla. US style there's a compelling argument for both but the correct answer is hard shell.

...also WTF is "soft shell." American-ass Aussie. ♥️

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

@amisometimes Who's looking at the Gundam? I see swole bunny. 😍

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

@Captainizzy14 This is gonna sound awkward, but I love your wife. 🤣

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

@KillJoyVT D'aaaaaaawwwwwwwwww

How am I supposed to steal her when she so cozy and sweepy? 🥺

[ValianXan | 🐺☀️ @ValianXan]

Your honor…..

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

@TheCheshireNeko Ask me about the time I had to drop everything to shower immediately because my hand-washing apparently missed traces of habanero.

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

Let's Go is also the only Pokemon game I ever put down *immediately* upon clearing the Pokemon League. I just could not keep playing that motion-control trash.

Again, people complain about Pokemon games lacking post-game content but won't talk about the elephant in the room.

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

Hot take:

Nobody is trying to call Legends: Arceus a main-series Pokemon game, it is clearly understood to be a side game and an exemplar in its class.

Despite that.

It's clearly what Let's Go was *trying* to be. It's just better at it.

And people argued with me at the time.

[THE Ultimacaster @Ultima_Caster]

Let's Go is a half-baked spin-off game, and that's fine. Stop calling it part of Gen 7.

"But I don't want to play USUM and I like to say stupid things about Pokemon."

As if Crystal, Emerald and Platinum before weren't "the same game."