Ultimate Giraffe, still insane

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[Ultimate Giraffe, still insane @UltomatoGiraffe]

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@noverswag Nee maar het is twitter ik verwachtte niet veel

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@noverswag Bedankt voor dit antwoord Farid

[Ultimate Giraffe, still insane @UltomatoGiraffe]

@noverswag Dus jij speelt de spellen toch niet.

Jij ziet een game die je al gespeeld hebt, niet gaat kopen, en goed vond, en wijst blij als een puppy naar de references op het scherm.

En dat vind jij meer hype dan al die andere shit omdat je niet gamet

Zoals ik zei: dat is een statement.

[Ultimate Giraffe, still insane @UltomatoGiraffe]

@noverswag "For the first time in years the final announcement was something actually hype"

You saying you're less hyped for games nowadays while saying THAT about a remake is a huge fucking statement.

[Ultimate Giraffe, still insane @UltomatoGiraffe]

@noverswag There's something seriously wrong with you.

Objectively.

[Ultimate Giraffe, still insane @UltomatoGiraffe]

@noverswag I remember plenty of them being mainline Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Fire Emblem, Kirby, Pokemon, Xenonlade, etc.

Enjoy your game but if you think a remake of a 20 year old Spin-off of a franchise that's still making new games, is THIS MUCH more notable than all of them...

[Ultimate Giraffe, still insane @UltomatoGiraffe]

@noverswag My guy it's literally a game that released 20 years ago

Which final announcements were lame to you?

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@RamsesDecrees @PullingABravo Nah the martial arts peach had more slower but stronger ZSS vibes

Which as I say that maybe we dont want that

[Ultimate Giraffe, still insane @UltomatoGiraffe]

Im too tired to formulate the usual valid argument so I'll just drop a "hgss is objective garbage"

People creaming on johto being peak just tell on themselves not liking pokemon

[WeedleTwineedle @WeedleTwineedle]

You're supposed to play Johto pokemon games like animal crossing and have your playthrough go on throughout 6 months, bad level curve?? SKILL ISSUE You have those daily rematches/activities with trainers calling you... just say you can't appreciate good world building/game design

[Ultimate Giraffe, still insane @UltomatoGiraffe]

Quick reminder that back in 2017 I made a meme about the Metroid Prime 4 announcement giving me a new reason to life (I was very depressed at the time and am again today)

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@noverswag Usually, directs show a lot of new content. Some bad, some good. People have opinions, shit on shit, etc.

This was one of those directs where everything looked good, but nothing felt new.

No real disappointment, but severe emptiness

[Ultimate Giraffe, still insane @UltomatoGiraffe]

@noverswag Only remakes and spinoffs

Like I said before, it looks good and Im happy for the people that got what they want

But nothing worthy of 40 full minutes of everyones time

At all

[Cal @HoodlumCallum]

These are the Pokéballs that I want to try to catch the new Pokémon in:

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@PullingABravo @RamsesDecrees Bro Martial Arts Peach tho...

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

imagine you are Donkey Kong trying to stay chill on a first date but your date chose a tour of a distillery

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Lol lmao

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@Ozzmaniac @sansvolk Peach game looked sick

Cute spinoff

Nothing "big" or amazing