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I’m not sure this profile picture accurately represents me

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We are all living amongst fake crabs

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@silvanaltd @SWAIM_CORP @Soren_Ltd Awwww they babies

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@RichSlaton I just realized you were on the 1st(?) episode of kill Tony. If that’s not a criiime…

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@thancrowder this is my favorite part of a budding podcast where the hosts contemplate whether or not their subject is aware of them 🫶🏻

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Nobody has a more punchable face than Ben Shapiro’s voice

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@AbeTheMighty HOW did they do the melting phone scene in 1408?? I can’t find any info anywhere!

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@BankstonAtLaw Please keep @knowledge_fight updated; I want the videos! You are the true cuck-destroyer! ❤️❤️❤️

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@heytherejeffro You’re just showing off your bluesky

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At work, feeling like shit. Burning up and nauseous. But it’s worth it to get sober. 😖 #naltrexone #day2

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@BankofAmerica for the love of God please let me change my credit card design. I would use it so much more if it wasn’t the ugliest card I own.

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I need a better job so I can support my drag addiction.

@katya_zamo @TrixieCosmetics #redscare

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@__DNSL You should pitch your show on shark tank. 2 birds

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@Amets333 That’s why it’s so cheap

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@IwriteOK @steubens7 You wouldn’t pirate a car

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@drmistercody Calm down Veruca Salt

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@O0psieDaisy_ @BadMedicalTakes So much to unpack

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Lately I’ve been thinking about if I’m murdered I have to make sure I can get the killer’s DNA for the police to catch them.

And that’s how I stopped biting my nails.

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@MariaDeCotis I’m sure if you just give him a minute he’ll dig himself out

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@BettyIsHappy @atensnut Lol just poppin in to ask for that citation

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@MovieHooligan @charliekirk11 Too easy

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@scotttopia @charliekirk11 Well he’s doing a horrible job