Me : doc I think I have testicular torsion
Doctor : that is NOT possible you are a female
Me : please check my balls doctor
Doctor : *turns to you, the viewer* Did you imagine me as a "man doctor" while you were reading this?
Car behind me at the red light had a young couple inside. The girl looked over adoringly at the guy and the guy caressed her chin. I waited for the light to turn green
I accidentally walked into a magic shop and was asked if I was magician and a life I never knew suddenly flashed before my eyes and I had to say no which felt unfair