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@business If Trump owned this, it would be valued at $19.2M

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@PierPets Beaver 🦫

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@PicturesFoIder Both world wars

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@NoContextHumans America

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@historyinmemes Your weight dimension comparisons are inaccurate. The average weight of an adult African forest elephant bull (the smallest of the three extant species) is close to 5 tons. This would equate 20-30 elephants per one adult blue whale…still more than what I can bench press.

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@HumansNoContext Indigo

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@HumansNoContext I definitely have chlamydia

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Lets help get Tank adopted! Tank is about 6 years old and has been at the shelter since November 27, 2019. That's 3.5 years! That's way too long for this poor baby who just wants to find his forever home. The below has been copy and pasted from the Lake County Animal Shelter and I have included some other important information.

Tank is somehow the embodiment of both incredibly goofy and intelligent in one hunk-like body. He loves space to run, has learned to open the toy box, grab his favorites, and then run around awhile. He has been working on his agility skills and is becoming a pro at the A-frame. Since he is both smart and food motivated, he is a lot of fun to work with! He is a fan of water and loves splashing in his little pool. Tank might take time to warm up around new human friends and may do best in a home as the only dog (though we are happy to introduce him to see if your dog is the perfect personality match for him). His adoption has been sponsored, so he can go home today with no adoption fee!

Location: Lake County Animal Shelter
Website: https://t.co/13fUhECEvI
Phone Number: [phone]
Address: 12280 County Road 448
Tavares, FL 32778
Extra Information:
The Lake County Animal Shelter is open from 12 - 6 p.m. on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and 12 - 5 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday.
The shelter is closed to the public on Wednesday and holidays.

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@Mikedknight @4Mischief South Carolina

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@ShitpostGate Can sing ✅. Looks like Channing Tatum ✅. Has implemented nuclear fusion as a sustainable renewable energy source ❓

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Who needs a hat, anyways? #cats #cat #catantics

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@MoonZilla4 Not know how to conduct a flying kick

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@TheFigen_ 5!

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See my review of Folly Road Auto Repair @SureCritic https://t.co/1uIMOtWMd9

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@DudespostingWs This hasn’t aged well

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@BellarinaMarley Thank you for the tip! But these are medicinal mushroom extracts and have very few side effects when consumed at ideal daily doses. Lion’s Mane is especially impactful with improving mental health.

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been micro-dosing for two months! I’m looking forward with great alacrity to how much more my mental health improves when consuming the full daily dose. I am purchasing bottles for those I love who have similar mental health issues, and I recommend to all as not just a supplement

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for improved brain function but as a general preventive care measure. https://t.co/T2WID6inM0 via @Yotpo

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I have multiple mental health issues and have been attempting many treatments since initial diagnoses. Taking the Premium Mushroom Complex capsules daily has provided life-altering mood elevations and cerebral stimulations that I have not sensed in recent memory—and I have only…