sammy souza

I have a cute baby named Penelope Rose🌹

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Everybody deserves to see some Baby P when they wake up❤️🌹

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I have a feeling these are gonna be one of my best sellers 🥰🧡🖤 spooky season has begun

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https://t.co/kSyN5eMJ5h here’s a link to my Etsy shop if anybody is interested in any rings or necklaces 🥰

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@/wrapped.by.sam on Insta 🥰✨ sizes 4-12 available! $7 each + $4 shipping!

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Got some rings restocked over on my Insta @/wrapped.by.sam!! Sizes 4-12 available 🥰✨

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If you don’t tip your budtenders at the dispensary, don’t talk to me.

[sammy souza @UmItsSam]

Like deadass there was nobody behind me and nobody in the right lane and they still pulled out right in front of me in the left lane? On God y’all gettin your license out of Cracker Jack boxes.

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To the person who almost ran into me on M street just now, you’re lucky I didn’t follow you and beat your fucking ass.

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When I die I want all the homies to have a fat smoke sesh either at my grave, or with my ashes in the circle 😂 Idc how old y’all are, you’re lighting one up for me after I go.

[sammy souza @UmItsSam]

Anybody in the Merced area looking for a kitten? 🤗 I got two boys and a girl that are ready for a home

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I really love my friends and that is all I have to say

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Imagine your child being in a good enough place in life to get something better for herself and her family and you just tell her it’s a shit idea and call her by her alcoholic mother’s name hahaha I don’t gotta imagine because it just happened to me 🙂

[sammy souza @UmItsSam]

How can parents be sad that their child is gay? If my daughter tells me she’s gay one day I’m giving her a high five and telling her hell yeah because she ain’t cursed with liking men

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@kiersty_ Exactly the situation I have with my dogs! They’re really sweet to P and let her crawl on them in the off chance I don’t stop her before she does it! But that doesn’t mean I just let her crawl all over them whenever she wants

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If you are a parent of a small child/toddler and you get a dog and rehome it because of the way your dog reacted to your child being rough with it, please do a favor and not get anymore animals until your children are old enough to understand how to treat them!!

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Just tired of seeing people trying to rehome puppies because they don’t know how to control their child, that is all.

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It’s not a dogs fault if it snaps at your child because your child was crawling all over it and smacking at it 🤷🏼‍♀️ a pet isn’t a toy for your child, it’s a responsibility.

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@cott0ndreams Always celebrate the victories no matter how small they might seem!!! I’m so proud of you girl, you got this shit 🙌🏼💕

[sammy souza @UmItsSam]

Like that man really made sure we had everything we needed in life when my mom left and I could never ever be more grateful for the childhood memories that have stuck with me.

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I thank god everyday that I was raised by a father who sacrificed everything to raise his children. Like I really am blessed to have as good of a father as I do.

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It’s scary how many people were raised without manners 😅