Jess

I just post random things my kids say.

[Jess @UmYesWhat]

If you like to talk to tomatoes if a squash can make you smile 🍅

[Jess @UmYesWhat]

It is very difficult to make one’s way in this world without being wicked at one time or another, when the worlds way is so wicked to begin with.

[Jess @UmYesWhat]

I am so sick of the daily migraine thing I’ve got going on lately.

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Feels like a Monday. Can we start over?

[Jess @UmYesWhat]

Up half the night with a vomiting toddler. Hopefully the medicine has kicked in and he sleeps the rest of the night. 😭

[Jess @UmYesWhat]

Instead of just saying he’s hungry, my 2 year old says “mom I’m starving!”

He gets it from his 12yr old brother.

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“Stop it mom you’re getting on my nerves!” -Wallace, Age 2

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Home is wherever I am with him.

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Not everything’s about you Wallace. 😒 “Yes it is.”

[Jess @UmYesWhat]

Without the bad days, we can never appreciate the good ones.

[Jess @UmYesWhat]

Life is beautiful and tragic.

[Jess @UmYesWhat]

It’s like I’m drowning and I can’t find any air.

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The world is quiet here.

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“I’m gonna stomp you boy! It’s super hero time!” - my 2yr old w/ his action figures

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Nauseous mornings are the worst.

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Everyone in my house with allergies flaring right now is acting like they’re dying of the flu.

[Jess @UmYesWhat]

If you want to see into the future, just take a look at the past.

[Jess @UmYesWhat]

I have the best husband.

[Jess @UmYesWhat]

My hips got me walking like I’m 90 today.