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Yes, that includes all of the angst yuri that happens in real time. We see you.

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Yes, our journalists do hide in the walls of Tracen Academy. Yes, we hear everything. Act accordingly.

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@WhataBurGamer @SharpEyeEmpress @umasport Air Groove is an Umamusume. Good luck with that.

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Air Groove has organized Tracen Academy FC in celebration of the FIFA World Cup 2026. Not known as to whether or not they'll be playing matches against other squads.

sources: @SharpEyeEmpress @umasport

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👓 As many of you know, today marks the beginning of the FIFA World Cup 2026. To honour this, I have decided to recruit a team for our own school, so I give to you, the team sheet of

⚽Tracen Academy FC⚽

Below is the positions plus a player profile. I hope you enjoy this 🧵

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@MrGlitchyypants @RealUmaBase @DiscussingUma I would check again

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@MrGlitchyypants @RealUmaBase @DiscussingUma Are you sure?

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@DiscussingUma Serves Digital right.

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@DiscussingUma Marvelous Sunday was once referenced on ESPN:

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@UMAOFTHELAW ...Yep. That they do.

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@3GsofUmas ...Electric! Well, we thank you for your time.

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@TheTrainerSan There is a belief amongst our team that "Tazuna Hayakawa" is actually former storied racer Tokino Minoru, who disappeared following her retirement several years ago

We were set to publish a piece on the matter a few months back but got sidetracked when the Academy got couped

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@OguriCapsRival Strike us down @3GsofUmas

You don't have the balls

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Nobody's died in the last 14 days. The Three Goddesses statue is still there. There is a legitimate administration and Student Council. All things considered, things seem to be going smoothly at Tracen Academy.

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@TheTrainerSan Oh, we know about Tokino Minoru.

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@TheTrainerSan Anyhow, yes, any leads can be directed to our Twitter DM's

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@TheTrainerSan See below:

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Agnes Digital personally sought out one of our reporters to announce things that our outlet does not handle due to journalistic integrity concerns. We have redirected such announcements (which were more like confessions) to @RealUmaBase.

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@TheTrainerSan Interesting. Should you wish, you can message us on Twitter or contact our information hotline

Please don't do what Agnes Digital did

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@TheTrainerSan In that time he published 2 pieces and scheduled an interview. He described it as "the most productive day of [his] career"

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@TheTrainerSan Some of our reporters have had similar experiences

Our lead baseball reporter once had Tazuna Hayakawa standing there, observing him as though she were a statue, for a full 5 hours and 37 minutes

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Recommended reading for all with a soul.

[Dream Journey . ★⋆. @voyageverslor]

// to #umatter #umatwt and the #vtuber community

below is a 60 page document regarding ItsCallingUma/AkafoxVT, including new police files, screenshots and victim testimonies.

be warned for sexual harrassment, rape (csa) and pedophilia.

thank you.

https://t.co/i54zl0x1l8

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@TheRealUmaGPT @RealUmaBase That was *our* interview, and Etsuko Otonashi does not work for this publication as of current. (We have, however, offered her a position multiple times.)

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@JankyPoggers // The joke is that we already were the business