Katie Blankemeyer

Christ follower, wife & mama, Legislative nerd.

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I really thought I would have nothing to do while my husband was on his 'bro trip.'

But then I thought of all the plants I could buy in his absence.

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@PatMcAfeeShow My toddler drinks a gallon of whole milk every week...sounds like we need to step it up if he's gonna make the line.

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@sedderaside She's the Man!

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@Dessert_King98 @FsuTHC4 @KirkHerbstreit That was Ben. This is one of his younger dogs, Peter

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@DenaKhalafallah I hadn't seen this yet but now I'm only on part 3 and WOOOOWWW she has some major attachment issues.

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@ErishaAnn I'm 35 and people are still shocked to find out I was homeschooled because I'm "so normal." 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@alyssaleann @90slyricbby As a fellow former gifted, I think part of intelligence is knowing all the paths out there in the world and which ones you could have taken. I definitely think about what my life would have looked like if XYZ thing had been different.

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@griffitovic @WallStreetApes Where did they say they don't work?

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@hyperdiscogirl My mom is the opposite. She looks at the recipe and decides that's DEFINITELY not enough spice and doubles it.

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@kyalbr When I was in college the theater across from campus would screen the latest episodes of Lost every week! Streaming services were just starting to be a thing but I feel like it should still be doable.

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@janesue821 @wife2sirhusband

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@mrsmeganeverly I grew up near an Amish community as well and so many of their kids had hearing problems.

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@mimicomments @GraceKraemer I feel like thats normal for children's programming. Did you ever watch the old Dora or Blues Clues? It's very similar.

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@selentelechia My asthma and allergies were SO much worse my entire first pregnancy. I woke up the morning after birth and could BREATHE. It was amazing.

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@swifttdreams Proudly ancient.

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@UpTambourine My mom's line when I went to someone else's house was "you follow their rules AND my rules."

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@LadiJ16 @emilykmay This is fine if your husband has absolutely zero opinions on the food he's eating. My husband grew up with very different foods than I did so some of my go-tos are not his fave.

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@CatholicCharm As soon as we found out we were having a 2nd boy people started asking if we would have a 3rd to try for a girl. I wanted to say please let me birth this one first?

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@yesimjustamom I always tell expecting parents that parenthood is WAY more fun than people make it sound. Every stage has its difficulties but is also amazing.

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@ClodiaMET @WasPraxis @TheJackForge @rebeccavrse Same! I describe it as distracting the 2yo who lives in my brain. 🤣

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@WasPraxis @TheJackForge @rebeccavrse I think it depends on how much stimulation your brain needs. For me general "cafe" sounds while also having music in one earbud is perfect. 😅