Umang

[Aman @amanobviously]

Canadians treat Costco like a weekend family event 🇨🇦

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Traveling with someone is the fastest personality test on earth.

[MP | Masculine Peak 🧠 @MasculinePeak]

A man who does everything his girl tells him to do is a man who WILL get cheated on.

[Tim Denning @Tim_Denning]

For f*ck sake. Be optimistic. Be extreme. Be relentless. The world is waiting for you to raise the bar and finally go all in. Execute. Inspire. Show us what’s possible.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

having your own car is a blessing no matter what year or model it is.

[Prem Soni @ValueWithPrem]

Ahmedabad is a hopelessly boring Tier 2 city. Please don’t move here.

Living here is an absolute nightmare:

• Zero Adrenaline: Women are just casually roaming around at 2 AM eating ice cream without fearing for their lives or dodging intense police naka bandis. Where is the survival thrill?

• No Linguistic Pride: If you don't speak Gujarati, nobody even threatens to beat you up or smash your shop's signboards. They just awkwardly reply in broken Hindi. Absolutely no passion!

• No Traffic Trauma: The roads are so wide and well planned that you actually reach your destination in 20 minutes. How am I supposed to finish my audiobooks or rethink my life choices during a 3 hour bumper to bumper commute?

• Missing Action: Someone bumps into your vehicle, and they just say sorry and pay you instead of pulling out a hockey stick. No street fights, no "Tu jaanta nahi mera baap kaun hai." So dull.

• Zero Aesthetic Culture: No underground drug or Udta Punjab vibes. Just boring, safe, sober families existing everywhere.

Honestly, it’s unbearable. Please stay in your happening metro cities, enjoy spending half your life in traffic and keep breathing that sweet AQI 1000 air.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you so far.”

[Seduction IQ: Lifestyle, Skills, Tactics, & Habits @PUA_DATING_TIPS]

It is better to be a man of action than a man of thought. Get shit done.

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Beijing with the BOYS

[Mindfulness Thoughts @Mindfulness_DQ]

They will judge you anyway, so keep going.

[Masculine Theory @MasculineTheory]

Solitude has, and will always be my greatest teacher.

[Wealth Director @wealth_director]

The more you improve yourself, the smaller your circle becomes.

[maithun @Being_Humor]

I will not resign

[maithun @Being_Humor]

“BJP agar 148 me hi sarkar bana legi to bachi hui 40 seats ka kya karegi ?” 🤣

[Kreately.in @KreatelyMedia]

🚨Breaking

All Congress IT handles are now focused on Kerala

🤣🤣🤣

[Preetam Rao @Preetam_M_Rao]

Lol these South Indians elect film actors as their CM. Such low IQ behaviour.

They should learn from us. We have elected Gangsters & Crime Lords as our ministers & CMs.

[Umang @Umang8920]

@raghav_chadha Bjp family 😂😂😂how difficult it is for him to tweet.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

"Bengal me sarkar banane ke liye sirf 147 seats hi chahiye, lekin BJP 180-200 ki taraf badh rahi hai. 40-50 seats zyada laakar aap kya karenge kam se kam yeh bhi to bataiye."

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

DMK has been eradicated.

[Farrago Abdullah Parody @abdullah_0mar]

HAL Toolkit.
LIC Toolkit.
Farmer Toolkit.
EVM Toolkit.
ToolKit for "SayNoToWar" during operation Sindoor.
ToolKit for Aarey Forest.
ToolKit for Nicobar Island.

This is how Propaganda works.