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[DIKKO @UmarDikkco]

Everybody die sooner or later. Dont worry abt ur death, worry abt ur lyf first.

[‎أَبُو إِيمَان @Northerner0]

Arewa are about 2 repeat d same mistake they made with late PMB during d 2027 elections. PMB did not do well in his first term, and even though people could have chosen someone else, they gave him a second term & he still failed. Now, they’re making that same mistake with Tinubu.

[● @_twita_Labour]

Could you imagine? Some the names he made mentioned, THEY ARE THREATENING HIM💔😢

[Dera. @DeraOnuh]

I don’t know if this is related or unrelatable, but let me just drop this.

I went to the market recently to buy fish. While I was standing there, a woman came to buy Titus. The seller told her the price, and she said, “I know. I don’t want the original one. Give me the fake Titus.”

Guys, do you understand how bad things have gotten? She knew the fake one wasn’t good, but she still chose it because it was cheaper…

Now imagine a regular family going to the market with ₦5,000 to feed everyone. What are they supposed to buy?

Some people don’t even eat fish anymore. Some have resorted to cow skin (Pomo )because that’s what they can afford.

This is why we need to keep talking about how bad things have gotten. We need help in this country. Wherever and however you can contribute….vote wisely, speak up, hold leaders accountable, do your part.

Anything at all.
Anything!!!!

[DIKKO @UmarDikkco]

@Kardeejarh Fadi gsky dai

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

They need to arrest everybody inside this skit 😂😂

[Mudassir Giwaye 🐘✨ @Giwaye001]

Tijjani gandu has release a new song Pr pr dogs.

[DIKKO @UmarDikkco]

@_hafsat_paki No 1 Sha must join🏃🏃🏃

[abdulmajid salisu @abdulmajidsalis]

@Waspapping_

[DIKKO @UmarDikkco]

Mr LINUS, BIOJET GINI😅😅😅???

[Zery🔰 @fagbemi_hamza]

Actually, most people don’t know this and I also learnt it from an Aeronautic Engineer.
Airplane toilets are connected to a special waste conversion system called the AeroFecal Bio-Reactor (AFBR).

Once passengers flush, the faeces are vacuum-sealed and transferred into a high pressure chamber where they undergo a process called thermo-organic molecular decomposition. The waste is then treated with chemicals like Hydrocarbonium 9, Fecaloxane and Trimethyl methane catalyst, which break it down into a highly combustible gas called BioJet-X.

This gas is filtered and redirected into the aircraft’s auxiliary fuel system, where it helps power the plane’s engines.

That’s why airlines insist passengers flush properly.

In fact, on long trip,the waste produced by approximately 200 passengers can generate enough recycled biofuel to support certain onboard power systems for several hours.

The only reason airlines don’t advertise this is because passengers would start demanding discounts based on how much fuel they contributed.👍👍

You’re welcome 🤝

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

When General Rabe was kidnapped with his wife, he spent two weeks in the hands of kidnappers. No special rescue team was announced. A follow up video was even released showing his swollen legs from snake bite. Still no special forest raiding operation. But the moment he got killed & started trending on social media, they quickly announced launching a special forest raiding operation to find kidnappers. They didn’t launch the special operation immediately he was kidnapped, they didn’t do it when the snake bite video was released. It was after he died, when the criticisms on the government were too much that they quickly decided to start special raiding operation. A special operation that achieved absolutely zero result cos Kachalla Maha is still out there terrorizing Northern villages.

The politicization of human lives is one of the unforgibeable sins of this disasterous administration.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

It gladdens me to know that Odin prepares a feast, for soon I shall drink ale from curved horns in Valhalla. A warrior does not mourn his death; he faces it without fear. I shall wait for my sons, and when they join me, we shall recount our victories. My death comes without apology, and I welcome the Valkyries who summon me home.⚔️🔥

[Vanguard Newspapers @vanguardngrnews]

Kano-based tailor Abdulkadir Hassan has completed a 120 hour sewing marathon in a bid to set a new Guinness World Record for the longest sewing marathon.

Throughout the five day challenge, Hassan made school uniforms for underprivileged children, turning his record attempt into an effort to support education and give back to his community.

Video Credit : seyivordi // IG

[Cool_Ustaaz ☪ @Cool_Ustaz]

When Hilda Baci stood for days to put Nigeria on the world map, the entire South stood still, cheered her on, and carried her to victory on the wings of massive support.

Today, our very own brother from the North, Abdulkadir Basari, is at MAAUN Kano, pushing through a grueling 120-hour non-stop sewing marathon to break a Guinness World Record—not just for fame, but to sew uniforms for less-privileged kids!

Why is Arewa so silent? We must learn to celebrate and lift our own champions. Let’s make some noise for him! 🧵

[DIKKO @UmarDikkco]

@_kathiiie As I saw the post last night I just hiss pass🥱

[DIKKO @UmarDikkco]

@Wizarab10 Hmm, why can't she just wait for him to reach home first then she book a flight to follow, he goes to the airport and pick her up, Win Win

[DIKKO @UmarDikkco]

@Kardeejarh 😅😅

[𝐉𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐍 @j0_szn]

JUST RETWEET!

TINUBU MUST GO!
TINUBU MUST GO!!
TINUBU MUST GO!!!

I and millions of Nigerians say TINUBU MUST GO and we’ll keep saying it until he does.

[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

You wake up to boil water. Your prepaid meter has finished. You switch to gas, only for the gas to finish halfway through.

You abandon the water, dress up and enter keke. The man tells you the price, and you negotiate it down by ₦100. You enter, only for the keke to tear your shirts.

You get to work, do your 9–5, and spend half the day wondering how the salary they pay you will ever make you a millionaire.

You return home, load ₦1,000 prepaid, and the meter gives you 6 units. You stand there wondering, “But last time, this same ₦1,000 gave me 7 units. Wetin happen?”

You manage to eat the leftover eba and soup from yesterday, lie down on your bed and start pressing your phone.
Suddenly, the phone slips from your hand, falls to the floor and the screen cracks.

You just stare at it.
No tears. No anger. Nothing.
You simply start laughing.
See you = see madness.

[DIKKO @UmarDikkco]

😅😅😅😅.
Sai na tuna abokina danake Mai bayanin wata cuta, yace "Kamar an taba mana wannan a class ko"😅😅

[Engr_AY @Ahmerd_yaroo]

Wani classmate dina ya ganni a kasuwa ya dinga qwallan kira Engr Engr… Yo ni bama na manta nayi wani Engineering ba!🤣🤣

[ODOGWU COLLINS 1 @Odogwu_Collins1]

@HarmlessHQ You want to hide something from an African? Put it in writing.