Umar Al-Simpsoni

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@fnazirafaisal @FreeMsian Tu SUKE. SPE setiawangsa-Pantai Expressway

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@pedoqpop Tertuduh: Zaman AI ni bukan boleh percaya tuan hakim...semua benda boleh edit. Tak macam zaman bossku...
Hakim pedoq: rindu zaman bossku... 😭😭

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@pipiyapong Patut rebel lah macam moyang dia. Buat parti negara selatan.

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@meinmokhtar Kau berenti pegi apply keje Family Mart je lah. Tiap hari boleh OT

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@meinmokhtar Semoga kau kantoi dgn bini & J tu jenis perangai gila kejar kau merata taknak lepas. Serabut hidup kau

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@meinmokhtar Budak sekarang advance, dia google lens je settle. Bincang slow2 lah stop... Buang bong tu dulu. Kalau rasa nak hisap, balut. Weed ni tak susah pun nak stop, tak macam dadah lain. Nak dengan taknak je.

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@bckupacc99 Sabar... Nanti dapat baucar buku. Tiap tahun akan dapat.

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@Ketuartlokalin @localrkyt Lokalan bapak kau

[Mark Lansvin @lansvin]

BREAKING material that arrived now to my hands! Corrupt former Malaysian PM Najib Razak’s wife funds a 13M$ mansion purchase for her son-in-law. A few weeks ago, the mansion is transferred to an associate of the royal family, while a pardon request is on their table for the jailed PM. Are the corrupt conducts of Najib continuing from jail?

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@zunarkartunis
@jameschin110
@thomasfann
@malaysianbar
@malaysiakini
@fmtoday
@staronline
@bersihofficial

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@pedoqpop Efek Sinovac ni.. Sinovac asal China, China suka makan pelik2.

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@najib_bakar_ Reset mende kalau poster boy pun dinosaur. Dengan ada kes anak dia sorok minyak masak.

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@meinmokhtar Lepastu kalau imigresen tangkap yg takde dokumen ni nak hantar ke mana? Negara mana nak terima pelarian tanpa dokumen? Tambah lagi masalah.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

USE YOUR FUCKIN VOICE FOR THIS HOLY FUCKKKK. THEY ARE GOING TO KILL 10,000 PALESTINIAN HOSTAGES

[Sarah Wilkinson @swilkinsonbc]

Fahd Abu Heikal carries the body of his infant son Sam, who was executed yesterday night by israeli troops for being born Palestinian

[iShowPoo @iShowPooo]

So creative! To prove that India is really safe, a Korean guy disguises himself as a pregnant woman to travel in India, and the result is...

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@mrj762875110590 @Marchfoward Your country is a joke

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@pedoqpop Cirit pun takpe...Kkm singgit

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@nazirullahjufri Confirm Rice. Rice bagi impact lagi besar. Gabriel kalau takde pun okay je, rice kalau takde mau mengamuk orang. Haritu local rice takde pun orang bising, nasib baik ada import rice.

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@meinmokhtar Habiskan. You can do it. Bila rasa burn out nak quit, ingat balik sebab kenapa kau start & pilih jalan tu. Semoga kau kuat & dipermudahkan urusan.

[Umar Al-Simpsoni @UmarSimps0n]

@meinmokhtar Parents jenis macamni tak fikir ke kalau bergolak rumah tangga anak dgn calon pilihan tu dia nak tanggung ke? Renggang hubungan keluarga, anak makan hati, berdendam, dll..
Nak nasihat boleh, tapi jgn jadi decision maker layan macam anak tu tak boleh buat keputusan hidup.