Umberere Ng'ande

[Umberere Ng'ande @Umberere]

@Beauty_Chukwura So you already divoce your lovely hubby Mr. Cucumber 😂😂😂

[Umberere Ng'ande @Umberere]

@Sativa255 Wafu wana enjoy kwenye makaburi yao !!

[Umberere Ng'ande @Umberere]

@MariaSTsehai Kwa hali ilivyo hawa hawaondoki leo wala kesho, bongo hii hakuna Gen-Z, kuna Gen-Zzzzzz ya usingizi !! Wafu wana enjoy kukaa kwenye makaburi yao !!

[Umberere Ng'ande @Umberere]

@Sativa255 Ni hasara kubwa kuuchochea moto ambao wewe mwenyewe huna mpango wa kuuota na kulihisi joto lake !! The issue is nani atamfunga paka kengele? Mpaka sasa kupo 😴😴😴 Huo ndio ukweli

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@Nyaburinyauma Leta miti za kuchoma mishikaki tukule nyama

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@Mazi_Chinonso1 How did I get inside a tv thats not me !! 😂😂😂

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@ladyyBelinda Then you left him for a man after he raised you right !! 😂😂😂

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@nyuki_malkia Hii post inawapa faraja flat screens sana 😂😂😂

[Umberere Ng'ande @Umberere]

@Aduiwayanga @SuluhuSamia Wingi wa watu kwenye msiba wa tajiri sio majonzi yamewapeleka bali ni njaa ukizingatia wamepelekwa na wataridishwa !! Mwisho wa siku wakiondoka mnabaki wachache na msiba wenu !!

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@Grachidex I think this that

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@BrendaRupia Dalili ya jipu kupona ni maumivu makali yanayopelekea jipu hilo kupasuka na usaha wote kutoka nje !!!

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@BrendaRupia Usaliti 》Uharibifu 》Ukombozi
Hizi ni hatua na dalili kuu za ukombozi !!

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@deman_005 Hole pie

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@Sativa255 Ukanda wa walevi pombe zimewaisha

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@nguchiro47 Mchawi akishindwa kukushambulia kiroho ataanza kukushambulia kimwili, na akishafikia hatua hiyo ujue kahaishiwa nguvu na silaha hana tena !! Muda utaongea

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@PapiChulo_Chuly Ukiona msiba wa tajiri una watu wengu usidhani ni kilio kimewapeleka, kilichowapeleka ni chakula wakila wakishiba wanakuachia majonzi yako mwenyewe !!

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@KenyanSays Hebu tuondelee makengeza yako ya akili, huoni kitu kabisa wewe !!

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@jaliluzaid Kuua na kudharau watu kunaweza kukupa laana na kufuta mema yote uliyoyafanya haijalishi ni kiasi gani cha wema ulichofanya, laana inafuta wote.

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@IAMartin_ Hivi binadamu na akili zako unaongea na mbuzi ukidhani atakuelewa, tena mbuzi iliyoshiba inacheua tuu na kutafuna tafuna !!

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@mshambuliaji Ataongoza hadi mbinguni, na atakuwa Rais wa wafu na makaburi yote duniani !! Mijitu mingine sijui ikoje