UmbralSamurai

I am me. No one else is me. I am simply, me.

[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

@TXWorkforce - Congratulations, you are now violating a law that was signed. Awesome. People are going to die, unless you actually extend unemployment. What do I find when I request a payment: Your "benefits" (ha, benefits, I'm trying to survive)...
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[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

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[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

@pulte I don't have Twitter blue... I barely can afford to keep my power on right now, and I'm working full time... It shouldn't be a struggle like this.

I really could use a blessing, but I know it won't happen... It never does.

Cash tag: $deathmyojin

[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

This is the last time I am ever getting anything from your company. Absolute last time. Y'all are overpriced slop. 759 for a Big Mac, that costs your store 97 cents to produce, the straw costs more

[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

Hey @McDonaldsCorp - next time I have to pull forward because y'all's drive through metrics are bad for a simple Big Mac that I have to wait when it's 15° outside and it's now cold and I received it 2 minutes ago, I want my money back

[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

I don't care if that particular stores metric through the drive-thru are bad, that is not my job, my job is to exchange money for goods and services in a timely manner, not 10 minutes at your little drive-through parking spot. If I wanted to park the car I would have

[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

@pulte $deathmyojin I could use a blessing right now. I'm so far behind on my rent because I've been really sick and unable to go into work

[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

$deathmyojin

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[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

Fuck @pizzahut for having no standards and delivering this ice cold abomination

[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

So, considering that @pizzahut doesn't actually care about the product they produce, allows ice cold pizza that looks like below to go out... And charges $11 for a delivery charge? Yeah.. I'm done.

[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

I sent you one, but there's no one at the store that delivered the pizza that picks up their phone that's going to fix this, this is a $30 mistake and the reason why I stopped ordering from you in the first place, you're a disgrace as a company

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

@UmbralSamurai Mind sending us a private message with more detail about your experience? We would like to help. https://t.co/PQtSXiQxeo

[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

@pizzahut And it's ice cold. So. Yeah. Ya think it needs help? How about give me my money back?

[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

Seriously? Are fucking kidding me @pizzahut? $30 for this?! Tell me you're fucking joking.

[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

@pizzahut ... looks like people at my "neighborhood" store needs some retraining.

[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

@pizzahut Some help? How about either refund my money or refund my money? This is how it looked when I opened it after it was delivered. No one at the local store that delivers it to me, ever picks up their phone, so you tell me, it's not going to get fixed because it doesn't happen here.

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There is a torii gate made of speakers in Kamiyama, Tokushima. You can connect your phone to it and play anything.

[UmbralSamurai @UmbralSamurai]

It's Christmas, or it should be. My best friend passed 3 months ago. I've been struggling ever since, and will be getting nothing at all. So, it should be Christmas, but for me, it isn't. $deathmyojin if you want, but, I don't expect anything. No one has helped yet.