The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch

I have three redeemable qualities and two of them are Chik-Fil-A coupons

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

Watching a metal show in the back with a beer in my hand.

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

@Halo

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

@PolymarketHoops @DWolfsonKSTP The daddy daycare back court.

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

If Julius Randle gets traded to my team I’ll literally Kms.

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

The Timberwolves are viewed as the favorites to trade for Ja Morant this summer.

Minnesota can offload Julius Randle’s salary to a third team willing to take on his contract for draft capital:

Wolves: Ja

Bulls: Randle + 2nds

Grizzlies: Isaac Okoro + 2028 swap (via MIN) + 2nd

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

@MartyTheElder Damn Marty, I’m surprised you were able to type this out on your keyboard with Trumps cum covering your eyes.

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

Incredibly sad about this. Damn.

[Destiny 2 @DestinyTheGame]

Read the full blog at https://t.co/1PmLuyR3aD

For almost twelve years, we have had the joy and honor to explore the Destiny universe with you all. Through all the ups and downs, surprises and triumphs, building Destiny alongside our players has been a monumental privilege. While our love for Destiny 2 has not changed, it has become clear that after The Final Shape, we have reached the time for our shared worlds, and Destiny, to live beyond Destiny 2.

As our focus turns towards a new beginning for Bungie, we will begin work incubating our next games. To that end, on June 9, 2026, we will release the final live-service content update for Destiny 2 to begin that new journey as a studio.

Though active development may be concluding, we will ensure that Destiny 2 remains playable, just as the original Destiny is today. Many changes in this final update will aim to ensure that Destiny 2 is a welcoming place for players to return to.

We’re proud of Destiny 2, the places it took us, and the legacy it has created. Because of you all, our universe is vast, built on years of shared stories, adventures, and victories. From the Cosmodrome to the Pale Heart to the Lawless Frontier, we have forged life-long memories and friendships with you all.

We are incredibly grateful to everyone who made that journey with us.

From the deepest part of our hearts, thank you, and we'll see you in the stars.

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

@SilentGarrett Yes

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

@A_dmg04 I appreciate the clarity and the setting of expectations. I think it would also be beneficial to hear from the game director on why communication has been lacking and what steps are being taken that instills confidence in the player base going forward. Thanks dmg!

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

Shit is now over $5. Whoever voted for this you’re fucking stupid.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Promises made, promises kept. Gas prices are at their LOWEST average in nearly five years.

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

This year just got 10 times better, fuck yes.

[Loathe @loatheasone]

Revenant ft. NOWHERE2RUN - out now

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

@VernNotice I get Boston was without Tatum all year but they still mainly had their core guys in tact from the previous year. I feel like JB was more deserving of the award this year imo.

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

@DestinyTheGame Iron banner is gone for 6 months and all you can offer is the same gear set and one new auto rifle? Incredible work guys. Truly.

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

LETS GOO POP THE CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls have dismissed executive vice president of basketball operations Arturas Karnisovas and general manager Marc Eversley, sources tell ESPN.

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

Yeah, this is my album of the year so far. So fucking good @Erra_Band

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

I can see the vision here.

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Paul Bettany is reportedly at the top of HBO's list to play Voldemort in the 'HARRY POTTER' series

(via: @DanielRPK)

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

40 year old Pedophile can’t stop talking about people’s pronouns as if it matters in game development and continues to rage bait on this app so he can make money to pay off his lambo cuz his sponsorship deals have dried up. More news at 10. Enjoy my 10 cent engagement you idiot.

[Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect]

This is what happens when he/hims, she/hers, they/thems team up on a massive creative endeavor.

Proven repeatedly… it doesn’t work.

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

Any Christian who supports a rapist is a fool.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Any Christian who votes democrat again is a fool. They’re showing people that it’s ok to disrupt a church during worship. This is how they truly feel about you. The veil is lifted. No morals. No integrity. It’s not enough for them to have an opinion, they’ve escalated to physical intrusion of places of worship. The demons inside of them are so bothered. All the time.

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

@DestinyTheGame Late ass Twid just to post a nothing burger. Nice.

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

THROW TO LUTHER BURDEN

[The Artist formerly known as Jewel’s Bitch @Umbrand55]

Dodgers ruining baseball