J Diego

My brain is an otherwise empty room with a small square table on which sits a clock radio playing AM radio tunes from the seventies.

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

PocketBucket List #62: FILLING IN FOR SOMEONE ELSE

--me (for Cary Grant)
--you (for Greta Garbo)
--your mom (for Greta Garbo's mom)

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

@PestoCavatapiss It would kind of look like a Type M, tho.

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

Vinheteiro performs Men Without Hats, The Safety Dance on a antique Harpsichord.

[Squio(minecraft in me) @PestoCavatapiss]

what it feels like to order Fanta

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

@Karen_Palmer @TheBookMaven It’s a real critical mass problem over there, for sure.

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

@PestoCavatapiss Whazz u on about?

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

@PestoCavatapiss Boy acting kinda light-headed?

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

@Karen_Palmer Time to hit the books, girl.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Me trying to learn a TikTok dance. 🔊🆙

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

Sometimes when I text my wife with these thumbs my
Messages fell
Like
They are slipping into
A crevasse.
Sometimes
The crevasse is is
As broad as the space between two words in
A sentence.

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

@PestoCavatapiss Not possible.

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

Mood.

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

@YuckyTom Clem Snide
over
Wichita Lineman

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

@PestoCavatapiss Thanks. So you weren’t in fact tweeting in support of Minnesota insurance salesman, Walt Rundleson, still stuck with his foot in a hole he bored into the ice on Lake Whatsitcalled?

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

@PestoCavatapiss Neither are birds.

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

@marianneLchan Thomas Lux

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

@egabbert I have a similar problem when I find an old journal with a bunch of blank space left.

[J Diego @UmbrellasOrElse]

@ZaczynskiAll I started paying to take classes and workshops at my local writing center, Lighthouse Writers.