ProfMamaUmbridge

Come sit on Mama Umbridge's lap

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@dropout Has some of the funniest shows and fastest customer service.

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@USPS Yeah, dedicated to delivering sadness and disappointment.

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@USPS Don't pay extra to get your package early, it will still show up late if it doesn't go missing. Even better, if it requires a signature they won't even try to see if you're home just leave a note. Don't even bother trying to contact customer service you'll never get help.

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@JuliaLepetit Its okay we love you for your humor and originality!

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@TheRealAlWesker I would let Wesker hug me any day

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@TheRealAlWesker Oh.... I cant unsee it. Its funny because according to the reviews I have heard Cats was a sin and a tragedy.

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@TheRealAlWesker Its delicious

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I wish @dominos would make hot sauce an option

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He may be an asshole but damn he's cute

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@JuliaLepetit I died a little reading this

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@TheRealAlWesker @LickerRika So is this a reward for being on the naughty list or nice list cause I need to know

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@TheRealAlWesker That is depressing

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@__rancorous If you were a Pokémon Gym Leader what Pokémon type would you use and what's your main

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This would be me though 😂

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Ah yes, I can't wait for Wesker to wish him a Merry CHRISmas

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Last night was my first time at a @MrDCDouglas panel, worth waiting almost 4 hours in line, and we didn't even have the erotic zombie related fanfiction 😂 Best panel I've been to at #youmacon2019

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The line for @MrDCDouglas is so long they had to make a second one! #youmacon2019

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Oops, that was a typo, my finger slipped, I meant to say the Zombie Related Erotic Fanfiction Show.

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@maioceaneyes Orange was an amazing manga! I can't wait to finish the anime.

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@maioceaneyes either a child assassin or bad at math.... Hmm