Isaac Belcher

This twitter is trash. I would know because I identify as a landfill.

[Isaac Belcher @UmmSrsly]

@losfamgeles Go eat at Maison pickle

[Isaac Belcher @UmmSrsly]

@bixelgg Do you still need a Friday badge

[Michael Eaves @michaeleaves]

This is how deregulation costs jobs

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

born too late to be able to purchase a home off my 9 to 5 salary, born too early to cash out off of 15 minutes of tiktok fame, born at just the right time to receive 30 class action settlement payments of $20 - $300

[Nathan Goldwag 🇺🇦 @GoldwagNathan]

Every election now takes eighteen months and costs $17 billion and drives half the country into frothing madness and then comes down to the same 50,000 dipshits in the same three stupid states.

[Brooks Austin @BrooksAustinBA]

Holy hell 👀

Lol at the ref counting while the medical team is making sure he’s alive https://t.co/MYcAn4830s

[bkr @bkrewind]

Oh she wanted to give the couch joke a FULL cackle

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yeah I know. Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage. Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just so we’re clear, Netanyahu has lost so many people that he is addressing just a fraction of Congress.

When this happens, they fill the seats with non-members, like what they do at award ceremonies, in order to project the appearance of full attendance and support.

[Isaac Belcher @UmmSrsly]

@josephperson I thought this said waived and I was fully confused

[Possessionista @Possessionista]

For my Gen X followers:

Charli XCX (@charli_xcx) saying Kamala is brat would be like if Christina Aguilera endorsed Obama by tweeting he was Dirrty.

Follow me for more Z to X translations.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump donated $5,000 to re-elect Kamala Harris for California Attorney General in 2011.

According to public records, he made an additional donation of $1,000 in 2013.

[ta’mia @vondutchrry]

if you fuckers don’t go out in vote I swear to GOD it’s on sight. if y’all musty asses can line up in queue for pit at a concert for four days then you can get your asses up and VOTE!

[ALT-immigration @ALT_uscis]

Dear @JoeBiden

You have 6 months of full presidential immunity and no re-election fucks given.
Please go to town. It could be the most effective 6 months of any US president.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Donald Trump is the oldest nominee for President in American history.