The Jake

I'm like this weird amalgamation of thoughts and cells, and sometimes they're good.

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

"Being able to make coherent sentences when you're drunk doesn't make you any less of an alcoholic" - Me to myself

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

But what about the stock market and my portfolio? Is it positive? Then STFU about your rights, that's not what we cherish as Americans

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@ESPNPR @SportsCenter There isn't enough praise to give to this John Anderson. Appreciate the coverage, the tone, the knowledge, and the passion that defined your career. See you in the off season ✌️

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@larrywilmore I haven't been so convinced that an old man should be in charge of this world since King Tut

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

Ozempic is so terrible for you old, fat bitches. If you wanna get skinny, CICO. Don't take some fucking pill or injection. DO. THE. WORK (See 'walk').

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@girldrawsghosts If I see this in my nightmares, I'm blaming you

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@MILFWEEED Mailed gifts or cards are the best

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@msdanifernandez Tell your man if you like that he looks like this

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@girldrawsghosts Pretty eyed bb

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@HeavenlyGrandpa Is this like having sex on a unicycle?

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@stonersvilla "Beyond the Grey Sky" - 311

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@RashanAGary Let's go! Can't wait, you guys are putting in that good work in the off season

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

This is my spirit animal. My boss can ask me to show up early or "on time," til he's red in the face, but it just feels good to be late.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Done fcked around and accidentally showed up to something 30 mins early. Might leave so I can be 10 mins late

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@lincnotfound

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@cammmyd Won't/couldn't this lead to a much shorter tournament?

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@rachelwolfson I more than like this.

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@daltonleepruitt Seriously, what am I doing wrong? Do I need a pussy to get ahead in this world?

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@ObiWannCoyote @MADRINAS 14

[✨𝓥𝓲𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓽🇺🇸✨ @vizurantvis]

✨💯💯💯✨

[The Jake @UnAmigoSencillo]

@lovedoveclarke Appreciate your insight. Try not to dwell, and trust that you're going to be the best for whichever company you start working with! You got this