TTL

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“I’d rather buy poop pills from amazon”

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“You wanna lose 40 pounds? That’s like…2 lemons!!”

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B: it will take effort but you’re going to have to do it dinner or later

*Silence*

B: Or lunch

[TTL @UnBolibable]

“Being an adult means mastering the Irish goodbye in every fashion.”

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B: I got to keep you guys on your foot!!!

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B: Omar already has one toe in the window

CW: you mean dip your toe in the water?

B: no....

CW: one foot in the door?

B: ...yes

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B: “in order to go forward you must go backward….I’m good right?? I just made that up”

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“I don’t know no sports peepo
I only know asians
and machine learning”

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@tobiastoft new maternity line

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everyone: waiting for B to play poker
B returns
B: just trying to deliver my baby but I guess I can take a break
B proceeds to fold her hand
B: back to delivering my baby

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B: "Of course you are. It's kennen. It's easy to take him $"
V: "*Kennan"
B: "kenan"

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B: “Do I look pregnant in this shirt?”
Me: “…”
B: *bats eye lashes, poses, quarter turn
Me: “…”
S,K,V (together): “She’s pregnant”
Me: 😱🙌🏽🎊

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Me: “how’s married life ?”
B: “it’s hard. My husband Left me!”
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B: “ to go on a trip to Iceland with his friends!”

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J: “I think B scared her. They met for the first time and B said innappropriate things Iike asking if she withholds sex from her husband”

[TTL @UnBolibable]

*talking to S*
"I have a new story line.
That I have evolved from the dumpling story"

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B: "So any plans for kids yet?"
Me: "It's not on my radar"
*pointing at V*
B: "If you need a surrogate, this one is ripe!"

[Tobias Toft @tobiastoft]

@UnBolibable Fighting with B:
B: "You're not being fair! Cut me some snack!"
T: "Do you mean slack?"

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Shoutout to @tobiastoft, let me know if there’s anything that belongs on this thread!

[TTL @UnBolibable]

“I’m not a baby machine! This isn’t A Handmaid’s Tale!”