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adopt ur pets

[Yonan @yonann]

Jason Segel says Judd Apatow told him never to play his Dracula musical for anyone, so he put it in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

“I recorded that song, triumphantly burned it onto a CD-R and drove over to Judd Apatow’s house. I said, ‘I have to show you something. I need your help’”

“He sat there respectfully, listened and said, ‘You can’t play this for anyone ever’”

“When I wrote Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I made the character’s dream the Dracula puppet musical. Half self aware of I know it was pathetic. The other half was thinking, ‘I’m going to show everybody this was a good idea’”

[Andy Kostka @afkostka]

Craig Albernaz was in his office watching on TV while the Jeremiah Jackson grand slam at-bat occurred. Chris Bassitt burst in "saying something about a home run."

Albernaz: "I heard the crowd and I was like, you know what? F*** this. I’m going out in the dugout."

[M @mpc3839]

Absolute bastards aren’t they? I’d accepted it was over, now I’m going fist pumps at the wall in my pyjamas. Fuckin come on Liverpool

[CF Comps @CF_Compss]

Give Konate his contract already

[Brian Wacker @brianwacker1]

Former #Ravens coach John Harbaugh took out a full page ad in today’s Baltimore Sun thanking fans and the city

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Most chances created without an assist this PL season:

26 — Florian Wirtz
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24
23
22
21
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18 — Michael Kayode

[t @vvdball]

this is who you are mistreating @arneslot YOURE BALD

[Savanah Tujague @savanah2j]

For those that don’t have TikTok, Jameis Winston posted this and I am crying this is so funny 😭😭

[Sally @SalligatorLFC]

No-one’s angry at you gorgeous

[BBC Sport Scotland @BBCSportScot]

'I couldn't get my mate Diogo Jota out of my head today' ❤️

Andy Robertson on what it means to qualify for the World Cup ⤵️

#BBCFootball

[Kafka on the floor @maximum21k]

@TheImmortalKop 60 minutes? They’re never gonna find out about federico chiesa ffs😭

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

The cameraman to Trent after Liverpool scored.

[THE WOKER @bIkwmnlvr]

BRUH LMFAOOHGJYVUFHYG

[NFL @NFL]

future late night find

[MLB @MLB]

PANDEMONIUM IN BALTIMORE

The Orioles were getting no-hit, down to their final out and down by three runs ... they won the ballgame 😤

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Alexander Isak to Liverpool, here we go! Deal agreed now for £130m transfer fee. Record move for Premier League.

Isak, on his way today for medical tests as new Liverpool player after long term deal agreed months ago.

It was always ONLY Liverpool for Isak.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

that one episode of spongebob

[Michael Dordzavu (OSAGYEFO_87)🇨🇭🇬🇭🌎⚖️ @dordzavu79234]

Forever our number 20.
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