smellie ellie

president of the big bang theory hate club

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

CEO of fandom dot com next

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

amount of movies seen gap relationship

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

Let's see Paul Allen's toes..

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

rip eko this is the end of the harambe timeline

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

literally shut the fuck up neil

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Santa doesn’t know Zoology:

Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers. But all male Reindeer lose their antlers in the late fall, well-before Christmas.

So Santa’s reindeer, which all sport antlers, are therefore all female, which means Rudolf has been misgendered.

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

rt so my aunt's telescope doesn't explode tomorrow she worked really hard on it i think

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

you have parasocial relationships with celebrities, i have parasocial relationships with the car in front of me when i drive

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

W.E.B Da boys

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

i cant believe mindcraft youtuber Dream SMP invented racism

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

gregor samsa kinnie bisexual pride flag

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

modern satire

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

babe are you ok? you've barely pushed the buttons on the top of your soda lid :(

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

*me, after being on my phone for the first 15 minutes of the movie* i dont get it :((

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

boba deserves to be in a carbonated drink

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

to everyone else, i love my boyfriend
to gillian anderson, im single

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

@aidenfan2010 @towbrand based!

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

based people in the netherlands are clogchamp

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

the trend of kids toy unboxings is terrible and completely unsustainable but also monkey brain open surprise receive dopamine

[smellie ellie @UnEmThusiastic]

@NightmareAlt lol TRUE!!