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Ho'Thulu the Dank One.
@UnHolySpork
Native, Indigenous person, neurodivergent, LGBTQ+, practices Radical Honesty, and Captain Save-a-Hoe. I like bones. a lot.
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Joined March 2012
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Mind control
All my thoughts are mine to hold
All down in my spinal cord
Bitch this ain't my final form
@honeymoon250 Alllllllll of them
@pureMetatron Laugh because that would make me even MORE self hating then I already am.
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Clint Stokerπ¬
@CastSweet
Writer of comics like Downcast, FATL and Dracula. Publisher at Sweet Comics, Sweetcast on YouTube. [email protected]
Wenger 
@RealBebub
World's Number 1 DEVIL HATER!
I use 3 exclamation points to denote sarcasm.
Lewis Michael
@LewisMichael2
Mankind's last hope.
Demi-legend of indie comics.
Rowing against the mainstream since the 80's.
Semi-Anarchist; Excommunicado; Free Speech Absolutist.
@MercedSunStar When the Merced Hospital is KNOWN for ending patient lives? Huh.
When you amd your kid speak the same, disturbing language....
And the fact that he and Maisy can interpret my sausage fingers typing is kind cool
@MomsPostingLs Yeah, if she lied to him about her Financials ( "Can you cover me?" Or "I can't pay for the wedding because my paycheck hardly makes it to the month end!") Then he is within his rights to leave. She deceived him, and that was wrong. Point blank.
Been taking nightly walks with my son and the Bubba dawg. Trying to be a touch healthier since I hit 61. FML..... bit at least I don't LOOK my age. Right? Right????????
@tufdave Sometime you just gotta realize that long term relationships just aint for you.
@murdernova Lol looking more like your dad every year....
Sigh. Look more like my mom.every year, too.
@Styx666Official I had a stroke when I was 26. I had to learn how to speak again. I still have trouble pronouncing certain words, have trouble getting words out, but I recovered. It's hard, but you are just stubborn enough to make it thru!
@Ambar_SIFF_MRA He taught me first aide, how to identify and splint a broken bone, how to avoid backdrafts and hot doors in house fires, amd even some arson investigation. He was AWESOME. Died in July and not a day goes by that I don't hear him saying in exasperation "I don't know, ask ur mom"
@Ambar_SIFF_MRA My dad was more of a "raised his oldest daughter like a son because she beat up all the boys in the neighborhood and was a tomboy" kinda dad. His nickname for me growing up was "s#it for brains". It takes all kinds, but he loved me! Miss him so much..... the ass. Lol
Gotta love YouTube scientific shorts, man. Instead of saying "young mice vs old mice" or even Elderly they say "Finely Aged vs Fresh". Gotta search for humor these days, I'm tellin' ya.
Only 10pm and already some gal hurtled into a tree at the end of my block. Starting early.....
So FREAKING TIRED of people talking about "Central California Radiation Fog". No, just...no. Unseasably early rain + cold + warm dirt = Tule Fog (super thick fog that doesn't clear for DAYS to WEEKS. It is NORMAL not some tinfoil hat gubbermint conspiracy. SHEESH.
Finally out of the hospital just in time for Turkey day. Wooo hoooo!! (Hospitals really need to do something about the food, I am telling you.)
Hey all. Been off for a min. Had a few deaths in the fam, lost my Gammy and Pops, got an awesome job, been in a dedicated long term relationship with myself for a while. But I am me. You are you. And we are we. So. Have fun with it. I do!
That feeling when you are driving 80mph down the 99 at 3am, with Pink Floyd blasting on the radio, and a text comes thru, and the notification noise is the Jumpscare from FNAF 1. Nearly got in a wreck, covering my ears. Lol
Is it really a Wednesday if my kids aren't awoken at 4am by me cussing out the dogs for being loud when I get home?
No. It isn't. Have some awesome pics tho.
@ThatUmbrella Hate to say it, but machete attacks are pretty common here in Cali. Almost every home has a machete, for gardening or protection. Hell, even I have a couple, 1 in garage and 1 near the front door, just in case.
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