Junior J

Chalking life up as a series of wins until the day I die.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

It's not a doggo. It's a dog.
It's not a pupper. It's a puppy.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

Do your wrinkles look happy, or do they look sad?

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

Your baby is ugly and your dog sucks.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

Do you know what it means to fill the whole pot with bubbles?

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

Some of you are doing it early because you love it, most of you are doing it early to get it out of the way.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

How would babies turn out if we didn’t talk to them like babies?

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

For as beautiful as you think this world is how I see you.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

Unpopular opinion: Newborn babies are ugly and boring.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

Little does she know that mere hours before, pizza boxes and beer bottles littered the floor.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

Anything that gets too wordy shouldn’t be talked about. If new lingo needs to be created for an issue, then it’s a non issue. Keep life simple.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

It’s time to allow the evolution.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

The loudest pop song known to man is “Welcome to the Jungle.”

The most open bluetooth connection is my lower neighbors surround sound.

The loudest surround sound on a regular basis is my lower neighbors.

The most petty neighbor is me.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

If we all drew one dick in the snow per day, there’d be a whole lot of dicks in the snow.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

Hey tourist dad, control your damned tourist child.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

@BofA_Help No, I’ve been through this bullshit with you guys before. Nothing you can explain will make the situation better.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

@BofA_Help Fuck You and your random deposit holds. Do you realize how much of a problem this creates for your customers?

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

@splittingtens It’s amazing. Better than I ever could have even imagined.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

I know I've made it living in Colorado when I'm headed home to have fresh moose for dinner.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

There's a time when we learn best from asking questions, and there's a time when we learn best from experiencing situations.

Learn the appropriate time for each.

[Junior J @UnJeffeated]

Pretty cool @RightGuardUS when I buy a sick of deodorant and it crumbles all over my floor the second time I use it.