barbieee

[Liz⁷ 🪭 IS SEEING BTS @lizfaith0613]

Omg OG colonizer battle

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I NEED a friend with benefits. NOT sexualły, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[╋━ @euthanisedangel]

JULY PLEASE LET ME LOSE 5KG

[𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀 @justmercy__]

The fact that sperm can survive inside a woman’s body for up to five days just waiting for an egg to drop so it can get you pregnant… men are actually evil. 😭

[27. @dimvji]

concerts will have you staring at the taller person in front of you wondering why they were born

[Michelle @D162Michele]

Maybe Japan should start apologising for their war crimes too.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[ok mec @alorslazo2]

Merci à la canicule pour les 1 repas par jour et les 2,5L d'eau par jour le projet Summer body n'est pas perdu

[rer D hate account @fee13attention]

Impératrice dictatrice cheffe ultime de la nation

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

being a girl is wanting to save money but also wanting your hair done, nails done, gym membership, skincare, cute outfits, and a little treat every day 😭

[Black @LilithBlack25]

There's one one reason why Leopold II isn't considered as evil as Hitler

[yoshi on the track ✞ @yoshiuniquement]

Bon la famax on va pas comparer un yacht avec un voilier svp

[la bilancia ♎️ @Dekaytra]

I wish I was outside that day smh

[loub @sh397453]

Le ventilateur ne sert même plus rien c’est de l’air chaud qui sort !!

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[Jake :P @Jakieypea]

I keep eating and eating and eating where the fuck is the disorder

[🌸 @qershi_]

told my 4 year old he can’t have ice cream cake after dinner if he doesn’t EAT his dinner and he came up to me immediately and said “can you give me a hug so I don’t cry?” and when I bent down for a hug he whispered “don’t ever say that to me ever again”