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'I know nothing about #Bankcollapse in America. I only predict disasters for the Indian Economy.' claims Former RBI Governor Raghuram Rajan.

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'I will only resign as chief minister of Bengal if Narendra Modi Resigns from his post and makes me the next PM of India.' claims #MamataBanerjee

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#Breaking: TMC supremo Mamata Banerjee in talks with Amit Shah to join BJP and form Govt in Bengal.

#electionresult2026

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#Breaking: Outgoing CM Mamata Banerjee all set to permanently settle in Bangladesh after losing Assembly Elections in Bengal to BJP.

#electionresult2026

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#Breaking: Arvind Kejriwal declared himself innocent, says - "I can't allow Justice Swarna Kanta Sharma to judge my case as her degree is fake just like her boss Modi."
#KejriwalKaSatyagraha

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"I am deeply disturbed by assassination of Iran's Supreme Leader #Khamenei, he was like my son." Claims Congress Leader Sonia Gandhi.

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Indian PM Narendra Modi started #IranWar because his friend Ambani's name appeared in #eipsteinfiles. Our PM is compromised: LOP Rahul Gandhi.

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#Breaking: Former Delhi CM #ArvindKejriwal demands Sheesh mehel as a compensation from CBI for sending him to jail in the Liquor Scam case.

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"Dhurandhar movie is a pure propaganda movie. There is no soy un pakistan named Jaskirat Singh Rangi, he is just an actor whose real name is Ranveer Singh, husband of Deepika Padukone." Claims Pakistan lover Youtuber Dhruv Rathee.

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Breaking: PVRs across the country all set to stop showing Dhurandhar movie in cinemas after German Youtube Dhruv Rathee threatened to destroy it with 1 youtube video.

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🚨 Delhi bans Anulom Vilom exercise in morning as exhaling causes Carbon Dioxide pollution.

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🚨 India should ban 10-minute delivery services by quick-commerce companies, as I can't afford my wife parineeti's daily expenses: AAP MP Raghav Chadha.

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Gautam Gambhir said, “I’m the same guy under whom India did well in England, won the Champions Trophy and won the Asia Cup. My contribution in Team's win or loss is zero”.

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"Jesus didn't help me in scoring runs because it was Sunday and he was on Holiday." Claims Cricketer Jemimah Rodrigues.

#IndWvsSaW
#ICCWomensWorldCup2025

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#Breaking: After a Superb Win against India in Asia Cup Final, Former pakistani cricketer Shahid Afridi takes out victory rally in Karachi. #INDvsPAK

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#Breaking: LOP Rahul Gandhi demands Gen Z to do Nepal like Protest in India so that he could become next prime minister of India and fulfil his childhood dream.

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India should take responsibility for the Russia-Ukraine War and apologize to Donald Trump: Raghuram Rajan

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#Breaking: Cricket World Legend and MP Rajeev Shukla front runner to be VP of India, confirms unpaid sources from Modi Govt.

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#BREAKING: Indian man hires 10 Bodyguards to go to Honeymoon with his newly wedded wife, Family prays for his safety.

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#Breaking: American President Donald Trump takes credit for RCB's win in 18 years, says - 'I offered a Trade Deal to PBKS team to let RCB Win and they surrendered.'

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District-level task forces and DETENTION centres with 7 star hotel facilities, swimming pool, WiFi, Luxury Bed, Furnitures, TV n girls for entertainment to be established for IDENTIFICATION and DEPORTATION of illegal Bangladeshis n Rohingyas in line with central govt directives.