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An unnaturally hairy chested fellow

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@Timcast @ConceptualJames @MsMelChen bald

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Hi @HBO, the show I was watching on your network was rated TV-MA for brief nudity, but i finished the episode and there was no nudity whatsoever. This is unacceptable. There should have at least been a quick ball flash. I will be cancelling my subscription. Thank you

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Just following up, I know you're a cunt but you have to be able to do something I'm still trapped here

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@GovRonDeSantis hELLO, THE LINES AT MCO ARE VERY LONG. I WAS WONDERING IF THERE WAS MAYBE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO. MY BACK HURTS AND I HAVE TO PEE. THANK YOU.

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@jk_rowling do wizards use crucio to get off in an autoerotic asphyxiation kind of way

[Russell 🏳️‍🌈 @Medic_Russell]

the worm in RFK’s brain on his way to day one as deputy health secretary

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

This is ridiculous. Biden isn’t stumbling, he’s doing what the Fremen call a sandwalk. It’s a specific technique involving irregular steps which are meant to mimic natural, random movements to throw off the sandworms. 9/10 technique.

[Han @_skywriting_]

The costco guys storming the white house when the tariffs hit:

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@drtod1000 @GovPritzker pipe down todd

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@GovPritzker my goat

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

nothing gayer than voting for Trump when there was a woman on the ballot

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

hiding the fact that i voted for Kamala from my hot racist wife

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@WakaFlocka Good morning, Flocka.

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@duhanielle i'm going to tell on you

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@BurgerKing WHO WON THE WHOPPER CHALLENGE SENT FROM MY IPAD

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@porterrobinson do you know your schedule on Oct 5th yet its still blurred out

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@chapelhillgov @UNC @UNCandCommunity @GoHeels @UNCGAA LOOK AT THE SKY

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any girlbosses here? @chapelhillgov

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@AceBounce anyone trying to buy some gilly weed? I'm just a Hufflepuff trying to make some galleons