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@mtaibbi remember that time you said russia wasn't going to invade Ukraine and wrote a whole article mocking the cia for saying it was going to happen and then 2 days later it happened and you never mentioned it again

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@mtaibbi congrats, dope, I now believe US intelligence over you

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@JordanChariton you sound exactly like Trump

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How do you think it went in the Hanks home when Tom decided to do Sleepless in Seattle, and Rita got cast… as the ugly friend

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Congrats to Hilaria and Alec's new baby, Pau Gasol Maria Conchita Alonzo Baldwin

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@davidsirota you mean like when they got rid of Obamacare?

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“One Day at a Time Showrunners Reveal Storylines That Would’ve Gotten the Show Canceled By a Third Network”

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Whoa. Had no idea the Lt Governor of Texas was Tig Notaro

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

“There’s less than 30,000 votes in Georgia and Arizona dividing Biden and Trump. And if those two states turn, if they do, then the Supreme Court could make the decision on Pennsylvania. And then Trump is president." — Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick

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@RoberoGorbachev @mtaibbi we've figured it out. he's lying

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@davidsirota bro you lost to Joe Biden

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@mtaibbi Glenn was given the scoop, but he declined it because it didn't align with his views. He is responsible

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So much pressure being Trump's son. You have to find a woman good looking enough that your dad will let her speak at the convention. Yet ugly enough that your dad won't rape her

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@aaronjmate well you are "denying" it, right? seems like a fair name for you

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@davidsirota you ARE horrible people. Bernie is a great guy, he just hires jerks, such as yourself

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@aaronjmate bipartisan senate investigation is not "faith", my dude

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I wonder whose special she is going to lip synch

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Sarah Cooper, the viral Trump impersonator, is getting a comedy special on Netflix https://t.co/ySYqbBTAQy

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Man, I wonder if Mencia is gonna steal anyone's rape charges

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WHAT??

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Netflix Orders Two Documentaries About Deaf Community In America https://t.co/kzXdD4fxUB

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@davidsirota Joe biden is not mentioned in your article

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@SuperMattGraham @FreddieHinton @aaronjmate uh, did you read the mueller report? there was collusion. maybe you should read it