How do they do this over and over and over again? They invent new ways to say virtually nothing. It’s like watching a high wire act. No one works harder at pretending they were casual than these two. Everyone knows they’re lying but we take the crumbs anyway.
“I can’t imagine my life not working with Tessa”
“She’s the most amazing woman I’ve ever met”
“We need to plan the next 80 years”
“Babe”
We believed them.