Zach with a K

I like books. I like whiskey. I’m in an abusive relationship with Cleveland sports. Fast women, slow horses. I’m reliable sources.

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@alisonrae22 Maybe that was the point…

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@mellow_nie91 It looks like it's mental to me. Guy is going through some stuff and some people just can't perform when they have issues.🤷🏼‍♂️

[Zach with a K @UnZippedZach]

@ImFromCle If order of appearance is important... me

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@freetone256 @ImFromCle My dad went to John Adams. And I once watched that man eat a whole raw onion like an apple, but he put peanut butter on it.

I'm pretty sure that makes him famous

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@ClevelandCam I really think a team needs to get their dick stepped on in the playoffs so when they get real adversity deeper in the tournament, they have more fight

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@ClevelandCam The Raptors have to play lights out to even have a chance. It's great that their lights out game and our shit the bed game are on the same day.

[Zach with a K @UnZippedZach]

@sarahknowsball @cavs Don't worry. I got you

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@accuweather 100? Pool, beer, bikinis, bbq.

0? Fire. Whiskey. Snuggie. Soup.

I'll take 100 all day long

[Zach with a K @UnZippedZach]

@KyleBrandt I agree 100%. Sometimes I accidentally hit it and it makes my emails more intelligent, well spoken, and easier to read.

It gives the receiver of the email a false sense that I know what I'm talking about and I'm willing to write such wonderful emails in the future. 🤬

[Zach with a K @UnZippedZach]

@Richard_Kadrey That's cool as hell!

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@FranmilsEyebrow I miss Tom Hamilton more than some dead relatives😢

[Zach with a K @UnZippedZach]

@bougiesports I work in construction and manage many projects for different high profile celebrities and athletes. For every gracious, well adjusted, and polite customer I have… I deal with 50 rude, disrespectful, and downright mean assholes.

It changed my perspective quickly.

[Zach with a K @UnZippedZach]

@AllbrightNFL It's always a Kevin

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@TonyGrossi Do you think Tomlin gets the axe tonight?

[Zach with a K @UnZippedZach]

@PMike96608721 @brownsfanuk I did. He went 2-4 in the playoffs with a loaded team that had a franchise qb. Modell cut him out after 4 years... imagine what a few more years could have gotten the Browns.

[Zach with a K @UnZippedZach]

@PMike96608721 @brownsfanuk And technically- they all had their successes elsewhere.

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@MAGAJacob01 @brownsfanuk

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@MAGAJacob01 @brownsfanuk

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@brownsfanuk Stop the run, and have your qb make a play when needed.

[Zach with a K @UnZippedZach]

@brownsfanuk We have done an exceptional job building the defense.

Our offensive line needs rebuilt, focusing on the zone run and we need a couple wide receivers that can spread the defense and CATCH THE BALL. Can sanders be the guy? I dunno. But the blueprint for success is run the ball,