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Lets pretend I've written something hugely hilarious here. Now laugh loudly.

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

⚠️ Important message from the MoD. Seen endless violations on these guidelines by several networks/platforms in the last 15 days I’ve been here in Kashmir.

[Sukhada @appadappajappa]

if you have made it this far, please consider retweeting the first tweet in the thread so that this can reach more people 👇🏻

[A S @Un_dooo]

@chrismanfrank How many classes does the tutor deliver
In the one month? Can the kids do as many as they want?

[A S @Un_dooo]

Told the 8yo to do something and he did a cursory job.
Husband: don’t be a kamchor! You know what a kamchor is, don’t you?
8yo: yes, it’s someone who doesn’t like chores
Me: 🙄 (little angrez)

[A S @Un_dooo]

Also me , happy he’s happy, tho thinking about all the other birthdays I put so much effort in 😐

[A S @Un_dooo]

7yo who just turned 8: This is the best birthday ever!
Me: Do you remember what you did last birthday?
Him: No
Me: Then how do you know this is the best one when you can’t remember past ones?
Him: I’d have remembered if it was this great.
Me: 😆
#joysofmotherhood

[A S @Un_dooo]

@abhinandan_ks Lol, he keeps us entertained :)

[A S @Un_dooo]

8 yo: I’m so proactive
Me: hmm…what did you do without me telling you?
8yo: Nothing, I’m just a pro at being active !
Me: 🙄
#joysofmotherhood

[Michael L. Davenport @valacosa]

@baddestmamajama I did my undergrad in physics and worked in a superconductivity research lab, so I know a few things.

I'll try to say some useful things in simple human terms

🧵 1 / ?

[A S @Un_dooo]

@ActusDei @mostlynerd

[Ronita @rons1212]

If you have any electronic item like a phone/computer/tablet which isn’t working, would you like to donate it?

These will be repaired by specially abled young people and they would re-sell it.

This is an e-waste management initiative by @jikoni_for_all

Please RT ❤️

[Anish Malpani @AnishMalpani]

This has been the hardest thing I have ever been a part of.

Finally: Presenting the world's first recycled sunglasses made from packets of chips, right here in India!

[Nick Holley @Nick_Holley]

HR's new operating model https://t.co/8UrU1kvnBB

[A S @Un_dooo]

@eyefry @Kits Yes please!!

[A S @Un_dooo]

@mostlynerd

[Mumbai Airport @CSMIA_Official]

Due to the onset of the festive season, #MumbaiAirport is expecting a surge in passenger volume. We request all our passengers to allocate additional time for travel related formalities and mandatory security protocols.

#GatewayToGoodnes #PassengerAdvisory #Airport

[A S @Un_dooo]

@CSMIA_Official hi, I have an international flight to Kuala Lumpur tomorrow. I heard the Mumbai airport is extra busy this week. Can you recommend how long before our flight we should check in at the counter?

[Karthik 🇮🇳 @beastoftraal]

Imagine an Indian ad agency with the clout to bring multiple clients into a thematically connected advertising plan during a topical event like say, IPL! Nope? That's precisely what Ryan Reynolds' Maximum Effort has pulled off!
🧵 👇 1/10

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

This charity invented a shoe that can grow up to five sizes, helping to stop children in developing countries walking barefoot.

[Chris Stark @tonysmyuncle]

I’m back and better than ever! Help me reach 10k supporters once again to get LEGO to consider making me a real set. We can do this one more time! Click support at https://t.co/gw5njoFkI6

[A S @Un_dooo]

It’s nice when the airbnb pictures match the real place