Unai

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[Jean P.D. Meijer ― 🇪🇺 eu/acc @initjean]

this is just gayer grindr

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number.
When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion.

You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.

[Coco @cocoiguess]

since when did logan show respect around dead people and trees?

[#LaRomi @LaRomiScalora]

MIRA SI MESSI VA A DECIR TODO ESO!!! JAJAJAJA A lo sumo puede decir "petacular la abuela, e petacular"

[Cuerdo de atar @cuerdo_de]

Le pregunto a un empleado de Mercadona que en qué pasillo está la pasta, me mira, sonríe y me dice: “Si lo supiera, no estaría trabajando aquí”, y se parte el culo él solo. Maestro del cuñadismo. A sus pies.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

"Lamile Yamal está muy agrandado"

Yo entrando al salón después de hacer dos goles en el recreo:

[Valencianismo en vena 🦇 @vcfenvena]

Os estáis inventando famosos, a mí no me jodáis

[Mr. Mozo @MrMozo7]

como es bajar roms de internet segun esta chica:

[miles (mpp) @goldmanbear]

First of all, you make 12M a year

[GoodAssSub @GoodAssSub]

It's alright BULLY Deluxe you can drop whenever you feel like it

[Aranda_ATM 🇪🇸 @Aranda_ATM]

Pero en qué trampa si las compramos falsas a propósito o te crees que cuando le escribo a Chi yung lee y me las manda a 8€ yo pienso que son verdaderas?

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

she spent 12 hours to cook up a line like “you made a mess, i was the janitor”