Unai Martínez Barredo

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@TheJacobTrueman @_ianpilled (internationally audible gasp)

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@TheJacobTrueman Welcome To My Truth was huuuuuuuge at least in my school lel

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@TheJacobTrueman I understand, but what if 🥵?

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@earth_tracker ‘Good night honey, I’m going to—

Ved®’

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Well,

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@TheJacobTrueman Same but exactly the opposite 🤔

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But I don’t want them to get tired because of me 🥺

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@TheJacobTrueman …OH.

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@TheJacobTrueman HEY
show some respect to my boi

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What, like— constantly? 🤔

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Just sent this to a female colleague, and I’m kinda proud

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@hashjenni Hear me out: YYYY/MM/DD, and all your automatic sorting problems are gone.

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Just to clarify, this is political commentary 😘

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Any time now.

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Devastated about what didn’t happen in Pennsylvania 😓

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obv 🟣

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@TheJacobTrueman But was it also toasty? 🧐

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hope everyone had a lovely pride month 🏳️‍🌈