Unalienable Truths

I say things to strangers over the internet for my own amusement.

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When I was in 9th grade I took an art class with upper classmates. A senior girl once complimented my work by pinching my elbow. I then made it my mission for the remainder of the year to have her pinch me somewhere else that was more taut so she didn’t think I had loose skin.

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@princexsol @grok @NoLimitGains Done

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@HeatherIsUnsane It takes a hard core person to admit that they have a little bitch ass response to fear

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@LibertarianG0th It’s cute now. Just don’t feed it after midnight

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@LibertarianG0th I heard it’s the same song as “Let the Bodies hit the floor” from a different perspective

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@HeatherIsUnsane Considering two of those are sexually transmitted diseases makes me wonder about the bigger story here. #ReleaseTheBananaFiles

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@harryjsisson https://t.co/9JZLTqIV5W

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Anderson Cooper: Far right podcasters are profiting off rhetoric saying there’s a war targeting conservatives.

Dan Goldman: That’s incredibly dangerous. These far right podcasters need to realize this is not war.

Chris Murphy, two days ago: We’re in a war to save the country.

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@HeatherIsUnsane They took it all. Even the condiments!

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@Rothmus

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@TRHLofficial This explains why we can’t have it

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@cynicallycute Charles Edward Cheese’s is gonna be lit

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@RealAngelaMc This is badass. I’m gonna start saying this to my kids

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@RadioGenoa Project Mayhem orientation day

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@Rothmus *PeaNutella

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@TaraBull808 That’s some pig

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@bettybloodclot I thought this was a toothbrush. Boy was I wrong

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@HeatherIsUnsane I think that’s cool that you have that bond with your husband. I think it’s fucked when spouses jump at any opportunity to get away from one another

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@SN1onX He should be classy and call it “Jambon au rhum”

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@HeatherIsUnsane I say the same thing, but the man version

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@HeatherIsUnsane Kelly Kapowski was my first crush

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@WigglyAir I’m gonna be real with you. I initially thought you were talking about a music studio in Florida but then thought that was way to specific and irrelevant to the process.

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