Sad Dad

Family comes first.

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

Siri text matt you better be headed home soon explanation point

[Kyle Istook @kyleistook]

Has anyone else looked forward to seeing Anderson Cooper take shots every year? #HAPPYNEWYEAR

[Kyle Istook @kyleistook]

When you leave your @ring camera charging within arms reach of your toddler while you’re at work... 🤣

[Kyle Istook @kyleistook]

Ever wonder what really grinds @ksorbs gears? Now you know...

[Kyle Istook @kyleistook]

My coworkers are in love, @Fritolay! How many RTs to throw us a Flamin' Hot @smartfood Popcorn party?!

[Kyle Istook @kyleistook]

Looking for homes for these sweet stray kittens in Fort Worth. Please RT and spread the word. #AdoptDontShop #AdoptMe

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

@JimCholero Also the part where they chop the veggies and then dump them in the trash 🥗🗑

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

I thought a megabyte was a big sandwich.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No wonder Geoffrey from the Geek Squad looked at me weird.

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

@Raquel_Cook13 Guess her job gave her time off

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

Better check yourself

Oil ✔️
Tire pressure ✔️
Rearview mirror ✔️

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

My halloween costum this year is CVS receipt

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

@TomBrady This, again, proves you're that goat

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

@dasharez0ne Texting you're sorry can go a long way

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

@dasharez0ne Texting you're sorry can go a long way

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

#TBT to Stephanie's cheer competition in Toledo

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

If you leave your scooter behind the Altima ONE MORE TIME I'm running it over

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

@JimCholero I recomend moving to a well-ventilated area and calling Poison Control if strong gasoline vapors are present. [phone]

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

#Tbt to my 50th at Halsey with Jessica and her friends.

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

My life lol

[a guy @apiecebyguy]

My brother needs to move out of the house if he’s going to keep doing this.

[Sad Dad @UnamusedDad]

@apiecebyguy I can relate